The Hurricane Saloon Off Topic

Today's giggle

Thread Tools
 
Search this Thread
 
  #1731  
Old 03-31-2016, 06:27 AM
kiwi TK's Avatar
Crazy CBR Salvage Guy. RIP
Join Date: Apr 2010
Location: Central Otago, NZ
Posts: 2,446
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default

So, the latest Airbus is super sophisticated, with all sorts of computer controls and over rides.

That massive aircraft can be flown by a single pilot and a dog.

The dogs job is to bite the pilots hand if he tries to touch any of the buttons and levers.

The pilots job is to feed the dog.

Welcome to the 21st century guys.
 
  #1732  
Old 03-31-2016, 03:55 PM
Sebastionbear1's Avatar
Super Moderator
Join Date: May 2012
Posts: 4,647
Received 29 Likes on 20 Posts
Default

Originally Posted by kiwi TK
So, the latest Airbus is super sophisticated, with all sorts of computer controls and over rides.

That massive aircraft can be flown by a single pilot and a dog.

The dogs job is to bite the pilots hand if he tries to touch any of the buttons and levers.

The pilots job is to feed the dog.

Welcome to the 21st century guys.
He's not joking!!





Cheers, SB
 
  #1733  
Old 04-08-2016, 01:43 PM
hamlin6's Avatar
Super Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2013
Location: Alabama
Posts: 6,901
Received 313 Likes on 257 Posts
Default

Did you hear that Trump wants to ban imported shredded cheese?

He wants to make America grate again.
 
  #1734  
Old 04-08-2016, 08:32 PM
wooferdog's Avatar
Senior Member
Join Date: Apr 2010
Location: Tacoma, WA
Posts: 1,948
Received 8 Likes on 6 Posts
Default

Originally Posted by hamlin6
Did you hear that Trump wants to ban imported shredded cheese?

He wants to make America grate again.
Groan and double groan.
 
  #1735  
Old 04-08-2016, 09:38 PM
hamlin6's Avatar
Super Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2013
Location: Alabama
Posts: 6,901
Received 313 Likes on 257 Posts
Default

Originally Posted by wooferdog
Groan and double groan.
thank you, thank you very much. my work here is done.
 
  #1736  
Old 04-09-2016, 05:47 AM
kiwi TK's Avatar
Crazy CBR Salvage Guy. RIP
Join Date: Apr 2010
Location: Central Otago, NZ
Posts: 2,446
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default

Originally Posted by hamlin6
thank you, thank you very much. my work here is done.
You guys must be so proud to have him as a presidential candidate. You do realise don't you, that the rest of the world is just watching this whole fiasco, and thinking "Only in America"
 
  #1737  
Old 04-09-2016, 10:00 AM
wooferdog's Avatar
Senior Member
Join Date: Apr 2010
Location: Tacoma, WA
Posts: 1,948
Received 8 Likes on 6 Posts
Default

Originally Posted by kiwi TK
You guys must be so proud to have him as a presidential candidate. You do realise don't you, that the rest of the world is just watching this whole fiasco, and thinking "Only in America"
Too true, Teeks.

If you look at a map. From Olympia to Tacoma to Bellingham, you'll notice that I am slowly inching closer to the Canadian border
 

Last edited by wooferdog; 04-09-2016 at 07:57 PM.
  #1738  
Old 04-10-2016, 08:04 AM
hamlin6's Avatar
Super Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2013
Location: Alabama
Posts: 6,901
Received 313 Likes on 257 Posts
Default

Originally Posted by kiwi TK
You guys must be so proud to have him as a presidential candidate. You do realise don't you, that the rest of the world is just watching this whole fiasco, and thinking "Only in America"
We are very proud indeed, (note extreme hint of sarcasm). Sadly he isn't the only one providing the political satirist fodder for their trade.
At the present we have 5 candidates in the race. 4 of which are pretty much going to make us the butt of many jokes for the next term. And in reality, the 5th doesn't really stand a chance of making it. (IMO).


If we have done nothing else, every 4 years we prove Darwinism incorrect.
One of the basic premises of Darwin's thoughts were that a species would continue to evolve to gradually produce a superior example of that given species.


All you have to do is look at any of the candidates and see that it appears we are actually going in the opposite direction. :-)
 
  #1739  
Old 04-11-2016, 12:08 AM
wooferdog's Avatar
Senior Member
Join Date: Apr 2010
Location: Tacoma, WA
Posts: 1,948
Received 8 Likes on 6 Posts
Default

Same sh*te goes on everywhere. We're just not parliamentary about it.

Those Commonwealth blokes can easily at any time just oust their government whenever they feel like it
 
  #1740  
Old 04-11-2016, 07:20 AM
jarvid's Avatar
Welcome Crew
Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: Tasmania Australia
Posts: 990
Received 5 Likes on 5 Posts
Default

At least in the US you don`t have to vote, in OZ we get fined or imprisoned if we don`t show up to the voting booth...police state again, just another revenue source I suppose.
 


Quick Reply: Today's giggle



All times are GMT -5. The time now is 09:29 AM.