Today's giggle
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From: northern ireland/ulster/UK
I've just sold a Guitar to Prince for £20.
He said he's going to party like it's £19.99.
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A man & a woman were having a quiet romantic dinner in a fine restaurant.
They were gazing lovingly at each other & holding hands.
The waitress, taking another order at a table a few steps away, suddenly noticed the woman slowly sliding down her chair & under the table- but the man stared straight ahead.
The waitress watched as the woman slid all the way down her chair & out of sight under the table.
Still , the man stared ahead.
The waitress, thinking this behavior a bit risque & worried that it might offend other diners, went over to the table &, tactfully, began by saying to the man, "Pardon me sir, but I think your wife just slid under the table."
The man calmly looked up at her & said, "No, she didn't. She just walked in."
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Talking to my Gran the other day and she asked me what I thought about her getting a Brazilian.
I said at her age it's a bit of a grey area.
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He said he's going to party like it's £19.99.
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A man & a woman were having a quiet romantic dinner in a fine restaurant.
They were gazing lovingly at each other & holding hands.
The waitress, taking another order at a table a few steps away, suddenly noticed the woman slowly sliding down her chair & under the table- but the man stared straight ahead.
The waitress watched as the woman slid all the way down her chair & out of sight under the table.
Still , the man stared ahead.
The waitress, thinking this behavior a bit risque & worried that it might offend other diners, went over to the table &, tactfully, began by saying to the man, "Pardon me sir, but I think your wife just slid under the table."
The man calmly looked up at her & said, "No, she didn't. She just walked in."
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Talking to my Gran the other day and she asked me what I thought about her getting a Brazilian.
I said at her age it's a bit of a grey area.
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A bear walks into a bar.................
A bear walks into a bar
Bear: "I'll have a Gin and .................................................. ...Tonic
Bartender: "Why the big pause?"
Bear: "I was born with them"
Cheers, SB
Bear: "I'll have a Gin and .................................................. ...Tonic
Bartender: "Why the big pause?"
Bear: "I was born with them"
Cheers, SB
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From: Alabama
did you hear about the big snow storm in Europe not long ago? most reports said the snow went to the 2nd floor. there were some reports that it went to the 3rd floor, but that's a whole other story...
