there was a oil lamp on my F,, thats why i got the bird,, the headlight points upwards

 

for me itd go like this..

Bulb, to speedo: *in a Rodney Dangerfield voice* Yeah, ive had enough of this life, i tell ya, i dont get no respect.. he turns me on for hours, and im supposed to just go to sleep when hes done?

Speedo: you think you got it bad? this guy winds me up all day.. up and down.. why cant he just pick a speed, below the midpoint of the dial?

Seat: MMMFFmmnnff phth anth the reth de PLE *gasp* and he only gets off me at the petrol station!

Engine: cComeonwhyAREweStoppingiwanttoGooofastercomeoncome on..

Brakes: Hey, man, like, chill.. take it easy like us.. slow your roll..

Tires: * in a very brittish accent* Well, i say! back in my day, we Bridgestones did what we were told! i still get a thrill from passing the occasional Pirelli, wat!

Bulb: yeah that is nice.. but.. im done, i dont want this life anymore, i think ill go retire to a nice fridge somewhere.. nice environment, good work hours.. maybe i can work in the big fridge in the sky.. *POP

so i believe the answer is, one member who believes that every part of his bike talks

and a forum of other riders who thought it was only THEIR bike that did that.. lol

 

Hey TK, how goes it?, re the 750, nah don't know the bike, been watchin it though, good cheapie and not too far gone to rescue.

Lil Bear, that was great mate, put a smile on the dial.