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Old 10-17-2012, 03:13 AM
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Originally Posted by Shadow
Woof, you need another shot at climbing the electric fence for starting this one...............

And the answer is, just one, but the rest of the members have to stand around and give advice..................


I could wile away the hours
Conferrin' with the flowers
Consultin' with the rain
And my head I'd be scratchin'
While my thoughts were busy hatchin'
If I only had a brain
 
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Old 10-17-2012, 03:54 AM
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I always thought you were in Washington Woof, not Kansas.
 
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Old 10-17-2012, 04:09 AM
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Sorry, just got it, when she says:

"Toto, I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore."

what she actually means is "Toto, we're in Washington now".

Can't believe after all these years that it has taken me so long to get that.

Very obscure, very allegorical.

Thanks for the enlightenment Wooferdog, you are truly a literary scholar of the first order.

But we digress:

2 Forum members will show how to adapt a carb balancer to make sure all the light bulbs are getting the same amount of power (complete with highly technical circuit diagrams)
 

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Old 10-17-2012, 04:18 AM
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Thanks, Tony

I owe it all to my rain-addled pate and I've never been to the land of OZ, or NZ for that matter.

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Had the most terrifying ride home last night. Driving rain and gusting winds. Washed down by all the truckers. Blind at times. Even the road crews stayed home and they work in any weather.. Couldn't help but thinking that one of these nights I'm going down. It's going to be a long winter

If I only had a brain

..and 3 forum members to suggest I mod my brain to toast.

Hell, I'll drink to that!
 

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Old 10-17-2012, 09:49 AM
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Excellent Woof

And in my humble opinion TK's post is very, very funny followed by Sven an Olle.

I damn near wet myself. Keep it up blokes!

And we all know - there is no lightbulb - in the Matrix

Cheers, SB
 
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Old 10-19-2012, 03:44 AM
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My friend Merri has license plates that say "HarveyGo" because when she rode in the car with her Norwegian grandfather that's what he would say when he put the car in gear

What do you get when you mix LSD and Lutefisk?

A trip to Ballard

It's Seattle humor. Was married once to a woman from Norway. She refused to set foot in Ballard

 

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Old 10-19-2012, 04:14 AM
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More on Ballard, the predominantly Scandinavian neighborhood in Seattle. If you watch the Deadliest Catch, it's where the Northwestern berths. A character all its own with unique old world denizens. If you're ever there, you must visit the Viking, Valhalla and the Lockspot Taverns

 
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Originally Posted by wooferdog
How many Hurricane Forum members does it take to change a lightbulb?

NONE, cos I feckin glow in the dark like a star wars light saber in my fookin 'PC' road cone coloured, reflectorised riding jacket along with my beacon 'here I am, come and git me' yellow noody protector..................................who needs a light bulb! no bugger goes near ya (more from embarassement really)

Ride anyone????

LOL
 
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Old 10-19-2012, 05:00 AM
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Hey Andy

Do you know anything about this bike??

Honda cbr 1987 | Trade Me

Cheers
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Lol ^
 



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