Yer , ok we have a place to talk chit now , so om gunna tell you the dumbest thing I have done this week...

I wake up this morning ...go out to my bike , pull off her cover and get ready to go for a quick solo run ...

Well while wiping her down with a clean cloth , I look at the registration label and bugger me dead , its due to expire in April ?? hmmmm?
yer its April now I think to my self a closer check and I read that its expired on April 9 !!!!!
chitt !..****in hell ...dam , poop....

I race up to the office and rummage around in the accounts to be paid pile and yup....the misses has forgotten to mail the bastard !!!

More ... chitt !..****in hell ...dam , poop.... and I realize that's it for my weekend ...bike unregistered till Monday when I pay the bloody rego....

Om impressed ... NOT ..
3 grand kids staying over the weekend and over night ! and I HAVE NO ESCAPE !!!

ok ... so if I could reach my own *** with my foot , I would give myself a kickin !!

Vent over

 

Yup.. its not cheap no more Rob... 470.00 or something stupidly high like that..

I have forgotten my work van rego before today , but the bloody CBR !!
I am seriously going to crack one if it is sunny tomorrow mate...

Yer I know , its only a day to wait , but I had all my gear out this morning ready to go ... wiped her down and chit , spotted the label and thought to myself that I had not seen the new one come in the dam mail as yet ??

hmmm....then I looked closer !! *^$%*(&^)(*(*^ ck...

and no its not worth getting booked over a bloody day I suppose mate ..
so I will be good and just gristle my guts out here all day tomorrow prolly

 

Steve, opportunity knocks. Get the grand kids to clean the garage while you drink a Jimmy Black and tell them it is character building for when they grow up. Tell the misses that you prefer to be with her this weekend instead of riding and you score big time brother (don't let her know it is because of the registration or lack there of). You just have to turn this lack of memory into a good thing and have the neighbor kick your **** since you can't reach behind you.....
P.S. When I lived in California, we could register the bikes on-line anytime of day and the registration was good from that minute on for a year.

 

Geesus..that's ok Swish....not sure if our cops are that easy to get along with though... think all we would get given to us is jail time


Yer I suppose ... ?
but...
I could have pleaded the "om freakin old, go pick on someone with a bloody memory" argument to them .. (just before they locked me up.. lol)

Don't worry Hawk, ..the temptation is killin me here right now !!

The 3 grandkids are up and terrorising the dog , the gold fish are hidding at the bottom of the pond, granma has locked hereself in the ensuite and it just me and them ...a stand off to the death...and I have a feeling that they are gunna win

Its only 9.00 sunday and the nose that 3 , ..5-6 year olds can make is unfreakin belivable!

Yer , I checked the back of the renewal slip and we can BPay online , but it mentions to allow 24 hrs for something , so om paranoid...

and I am trying to pit a positive slant on all this Joe.
... but these kids are bloody noisy !!
Concrete socks for all of them and a trip to the beach I recon



time for more coffee..

 

Steve, I always get the neighbors to help in that situation. Tell the grandkids that it is Trick or Treat time and send them to the neighbors. Before they go, give them a squirt gun and tell them that if the neighbors don't give them candy to squirt the neighbor in the face with the squirt gun. I think I might have a sick sense of what is fun when it comes to neighbors!!!
When I was a young kid (XXX BC), the neighbor had a dragster racer (his name was Frank Bradley). That thing was loud. His neighbor always called the cops on him when he started it up (vibrated the whole neighborhood not just the windows!). Well, he taught me how to get the neighbor's help. He gave me some cherry bombs with extra long fuses attached. Had me place them all over her yard and front porch. I lit them and ran. Then he started his dragster up. When she stepped out to yell at him, she pissed her pants! He also had me tie (tape) cherry bombs on to arrows. I would shoot the arrows into her backyard after he lit them. See? Get the neighor to help!
Get that old Snail lady next door to help keep the kids busy. Have the kids collect snails and go next door to her and ask her if she wants to buy the snails. When she says, "No" make sure the kids know that it is ok to let the little buggers go in her yard and tell her that is where they found them. Then you pay them a nickle a snail that they let go in her yard. Keeps them busy and gives you some fun to drink Jimmy Black by...