Sir Trout, I guess that was a short career choice of outfits for me to wear! I hate when that happens! What shall I do? Practice my bag pipe playing, Tiny Tim madaline strumming and find an old sheet to cut up for my "designer mankini!" Where the heck is Andy Warhol when I need his guidance!?

 

Sir Trout, You are killing me! As John Kennedy said, "Ask not what your Mankini can do for you; Ask what you can do for your Mankini!" At another speech John Kennedy said, "Ich bin ein Mankini!"

 

Harry_T had a thread titled Cameltoe. Well Sir Trout, just close one eye (closing two might make you puke) and get this mental picture. Me in my designer Mankini with my designer stilettos and my pink Penelopy Pitstop scarf gently slapping my **** while I ride at 155 mph through the Black Rock Desert of Northern Nevada! I will be singing to my little voice, "Me and my Mankini, where ever we go everyone knows, it's me and my Mankini!" Now before you open that other eye, picture my Cameltoe with my Mankini - "if you feel sick the plastic barf bags are under your flight seat!" We shall have a second verse, "Me and my Mankini, where ever we go everyone knows we will have a Cameltoe!" Classic brother, you coming up for air yet!?

 

Got a touch of heart burn tonight. Tried sticking my thumb up the dog's **** and then putting it in my ear. Didn't fricking work. That gash darn little voice in my head must be fricking with me! He said that is how you get rid of heart burn. Not only did it not work, I think the dog hates me now! Time for a Rowan and Martin's Laugh-in "sock it to me" table dance in my mankini.... I hope my little voice is not chitting me again. Try that image on for size Sir Trout!! Now you have heart burn too!
P.S. BTW, my neighbor said my mankini cameltoe looks more like Mastiff jawls flopping around instead of a cameltoe!