Last night I head to my friends house where a bunch of people are hanging out in the backyard with all the cars are parked in the grass parralel to the rode.

I'm not even trying to show off, I pull up slowly behind the last car and roll slowly onto the grass. Holy crap the grass is wet........Bike turns sideways and falls out from underneath me in like half a second. Grass is glass with an "r" I swear. Anyway, they all see my fall and my ego went down 42 notches lucky there was no girls there and my bike took no damage at all.

Anyone else have any really stupid things happen to them like that?

 

one time my ***** got stuck in my zipper...

 

wow cb....don't know that I'd have shared that....and pie.....we all have stories like that....

 

i stopped at a gas station and these girls were looking at me, i went to put my foot down, there was loose gravel, and you can think up the rest. only damage was a chip on the lower right side fairing...i gently set it down as i lost my balance onto the frame slider. I was thinking of doing the move seth green did in "the italian job" where he just takes off his helmet after falling over and sets it on the bike...lol

 

At my old house I used to have to ride through the grass to the garage since the cars blocked the driveway.

Came in one evening after the dew had fallen. I was fine going through the grass, but when I got it into the garage the combination of front brake, wet tire, and slick concrete put me on my ear. I "almost" saved it. I managed to let it down slow and the only damage was a scuff on the frame slider.

**** happens. Pick it up, dust it off, and ride away if possible.

 

I had my bike like 2 days and my friends were playing basketball at a park. I pulled up and rode out onto the court. It was one of those soft court flooring with the rubber panels (found this out when I was lying on them) I went real slow and the bike started to hesitate so I gave it a little gas and it was out from under me in like .15 seconds. Sucked and the bike was scuffed. Replaced decal and you couldnt tell but my ego definatley sunk.