if you get a bit jealous of a dog that gets to ride in the back of a pick up.

 

if there is a pic of a stunning, almost naked, woman sprawled on a bike and you are wondering where they got those cool billet foot pegs and bar ends.

 

If your wife is jealous of the picture of your bike as your cellphone`s wallpaper instead of her (guilty...)

Got a 20kw diesel-heater last winter so I could work on bikes in the carage in winter. Told her it was to fix my car. It don`t fit in there... but don`t tell her

 

if someone says "stoner," you think Casey.

(admit it, you just did think...Casey)

 

if you would rather get new gear than diamonds for your birthday

 

If you have a whole wall in your living room with nothing on it just so you can push your bike in there when it gets cold.

( Guilty - don't want my baby to get cold in the building. Also this works great to sit on the couch and look at it to figure out what you wanna do it to next )

 

You might be a sport bike rider if...

If you think in terms of track days instead of vacation days.

 

If you want to slay the dragon, and your not talking about WOW.

If you follow valiteno rossi (sp?) On facebook even though he doesn't speak english.

 

When you wear this:

 

If you get a little scared whenever there's some leaves or sand or gravel on the road, even though you're in a car