If you plan your vacation based on roads you want to ride, you might be a motorcycle rider.

 

if you pull up to a stop light in the car, and actually consider splitting the lanes.

 

If you imagine a world where car's aren't necessary and everyone rode a motorcycle instead.

 

When everything you wear (clothing) evolve around motorcycle gears.......I was at Macy's the other day and looked at a pair of DKNY? **** for that price, I'm getting a pair of icon...LOL...also when you begin to invest more money in gears rather then the bike...

 

When you wave to bikers although you're in your car.

 

if you browse bikes on CL for ****s and giggles.

 

If you increase work productivity 100% because its 56 degrees in January, causing strange looks from boss and coworkers

 

If you think oh man when it starts to rain. While in car.

Somebody could write a book from these if we get enough of them... Or is this already a spinoff from another thread as everyone seemed to know instantly what's going on...

 

if you're walking in a hallway and turn into a room using outside-inside-outside technique.

 

You lean into a turn while in your car.

Spin off of jeff foxworthys might be a redneck, no specific thread that I know of.