When you approach every intersection with that kind of wary feeling.

Even though I'm in a Subaru.

 

you post more pictures of your bike than your kids on facebook.

 

If you wear your helmet while sitting on the couch just because it feels natural.

 

you don't really mind that your car doesn't have A/C or a radio even though you live in FLORIDA

 

If you pretend to shift gears in your automatic car

 

Let see, from my own experiences...


If there is shifter wear on the top of every left shoe you own.


If you only have enough time to wash your bike or take a shower....and you wash your bike.


If going 4 wheeling means your wife is taking her own bike.


If you've ever bought a bike for your wife even though she doesnt ride.


If you ever put oil from your bike into your car , cause its just car.


If you've ever wrecked and while people are trying to bandage your wounds, your figuring out the damage to your bike.


If you've ever wrecked so hard you need an ambulance but rode your bike home instead.


You plan your vacation around any road that people are afraid to drive a car on.


You have as much bike stuff in your house as in your garage.


You have ever put bike parts in a household appliance.(Dishwasher/oven/etc)


You have ever HAD a whole bike inside your house.

You have a heater in your garage so you can work on your bike in the winter.


You debate over every purchase as money that 'could' have went towards your bike.


You claim your bike as a dependant on your taxes.


You have a picture of your bike in your wallet.


Your entire xmas list can be filled at Motorcycle Superstore.


You have have ever called in sick to work to go for a ride.


You have ever turned down an apartment because of lack of bike parking,


You wear your bike gear out , even when your not taking your bike.


You wear your bike gear while watching bikes race on TV.

You remember the day you bought your bike but not the day you met your wife.

You've ever thrown yourself under a falling bike to save the paint.

I'm sure I have more.

 

if you're happy that your cars tires are wearing to the edges.

 

LOL...this is so very true. I used to not ride my bike to work because my office area unable to view parking lot. Company just moved, now I have a window desk, literally 10 ft away from where my bike is park, so now I ride to work/ less calling in sick to ride...

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You have have ever called in sick to work to go for a ride.

 

if you don't give a rats a$$ about paul senior or junior

 

When you perform an oil change, after draining oil out, you notice oil still kinda fresh. Cause you just changed it not long ago like say 1K...