Yeah, I gotcha on the one you're looking for being the 1/2 faired version, and I wouldn't cringe at all if you stripped that one down!

So are there decent offerings there, for the F?

 

Round 1,5-2k EUR, pretty decent IMO compared to other bikes. For example a 1kf `cane would set me back 2,5k-> and a CX even more. The only problem is every one has around 80+k km behind them. Gotta phone the one with the F1 and snapped chain after the weekend when he has assessed the damage, if the engine case hasn`t cracked I`d consider that even though it`s and F1 cause it has a pair of CF Laser Pro d`Or mufflers which alone cost 700 new. IMO the original trumpet cans look goofy, especially so if I cafe it.

And as a solo cafe seat I meant something like this:

 

Honestly, I can barely picture a VF bike in café form, but I would be anxious to see you beat it into submission! Err, I mean work it into submission!