Words of Wisdom...
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Words of Wisdom...
Someone sent me this...post up your words of wisdom:
As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom,in water there is bacteria.
In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstratedthat if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year wewould have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E.
coli) -bacteria found in feces.
In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop. However, we do NOT runthat risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or otherliquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process ofboiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health Therefore, it's better to drink wineand talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of ****.
As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom,in water there is bacteria.
In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstratedthat if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year wewould have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E.
coli) -bacteria found in feces.
In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop. However, we do NOT runthat risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or otherliquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process ofboiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health Therefore, it's better to drink wineand talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of ****.
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RE: Words of Wisdom...
ORIGINAL: voodoochyl
As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom,in water there is bacteria.
As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom,in water there is bacteria.
One of my favorite quotes:
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
- Henny Youngman
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