Words of Wisdom...
 

Someone sent me this...post up your words of wisdom:

As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom,in water there is bacteria.

In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstratedthat if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year wewould have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E.
coli) -bacteria found in feces.

In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop. However, we do NOT runthat risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or otherliquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process ofboiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health Therefore, it's better to drink wineand talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of ****.

RE: Words of Wisdom...
 

i know now what to be drinking more of thanks for the life changing info:D

RE: Words of Wisdom...
 

2 quick ones I have always appreciated.
What's drinking?
A mere pause from thinking!
~George Gordon, Lord Byron, The Deformed Transformed

My personal favorite:
A woman drove me to drink and I never even had the courtesy to thank her. ~W.C. Fields

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I've had some beer that taste like ****. dos equis, corona, black label.

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ive had some sh..t that smells like beer. OUPS said too much.

RE: Words of Wisdom...
 

David Auerbach said that, 2002. Food critic writer guy.

One of my favorite quotes:

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
- Henny Youngman