Who got the crappiest gift...
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ORIGINAL: crashkhanman
This year was definately the worst Christmas ever. My father and I don't get along but we usually can make it work for the family's sake. Well I was at my parents place and I recieved A.....
E.P.O ( Emergency Protective Order ) by Johnny Law himself. Looong story short is my Father and I got into it and the officers felt it better that we didn't speak to eachother for 72 hours. So, before we could have Christmas I was out the door.
Maybe next year will be better
This year was definately the worst Christmas ever. My father and I don't get along but we usually can make it work for the family's sake. Well I was at my parents place and I recieved A.....
E.P.O ( Emergency Protective Order ) by Johnny Law himself. Looong story short is my Father and I got into it and the officers felt it better that we didn't speak to eachother for 72 hours. So, before we could have Christmas I was out the door.
Maybe next year will be better
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ORIGINAL: TEN
I actually got a salad spinner. Yes, thats right....a salad spinner. See, you put your lettuce in this thing, press the button a few times and it spins the lettuce and discharges the unwanted water. [&:]
Anyone up for a salad?
I actually got a salad spinner. Yes, thats right....a salad spinner. See, you put your lettuce in this thing, press the button a few times and it spins the lettuce and discharges the unwanted water. [&:]
Anyone up for a salad?
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Tennessee, you should have taken that fire poker and started a really nice fire so the two of you could cuddle and open the rest of you gifts. Then! When she opens that envelope that had the $2000 gift card to Zales, ****** it out of her hand, throw it in the fire, poke it with your new poker, sweep the ashes back out, take the shovel and scoop the ashes up and hand them to her and say "thanks sugar britches, I just love my new fire place tool kit!"
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Gosh, mine pales before some of these...but
I got a Cribbage Scorekeeper (little block of wood with holes pegs). Problem is, have never played cribbage, don't know how. Gift-giver just thought it "looked" fun and really had no idea what it was.
I got a Cribbage Scorekeeper (little block of wood with holes pegs). Problem is, have never played cribbage, don't know how. Gift-giver just thought it "looked" fun and really had no idea what it was.
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ORIGINAL: f3racer
how bout my second straight friggin christmas in iraq
how bout my second straight friggin christmas in iraq
Here's what I got her (remember the $75 limit we set... of course I went over a little bit): a $50 GAP gift card (she said she wanted new jeans), a picture of her and our dog enlarged to 5x7 and framed, a digital photo keychain, and I filled her stocking with candy and dart flights. <----- we like to throw darts...
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ORIGINAL: voodoochyl
Hey Tenneshe, she needs to let you go up the dirt road for a late Christmas present. Tell her your buddies on the forum said so!
Hey Tenneshe, she needs to let you go up the dirt road for a late Christmas present. Tell her your buddies on the forum said so!
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ORIGINAL: TennesseeCBRF2
Tried that one on Christmas AND last night, and got the red "denied" stamp both times...
ORIGINAL: voodoochyl
Hey Tenneshe, she needs to let you go up the dirt road for a late Christmas present. Tell her your buddies on the forum said so!
Hey Tenneshe, she needs to let you go up the dirt road for a late Christmas present. Tell her your buddies on the forum said so!