Socks... not one pair ... not two pair... but 12 pairs of socks lol

 

i got nothing but $
thenhad to go to the doctor to get something for an infection
no more $

- guess thats not a bad gift just bad luck

 

I always get underwear (chonies), and socks (wife calls them pinchies because they are always "f_ckin" laying around everywhere ) every year for Christmas wether I need them or not. I can usually use new chonies because the fart srtip is usually worn out by then...

 

I didn't get anything this year ( got rid of the girl, like I always do around hollydays), spend around $500 on gifts for the parents, dog, my sis, her husband, and thier 3 month old. To eas the pain I bought me a 929, very good Christmas, hell I love giving gifts, I like seeing happy/suprised family members anyways, and I got me another bike.[8D]

 

Well I got over $75 in Qdoba gift cards. I mean I'm already fat so I guess that's a horrible gift because it's just going to make me fatter! Probably my favorite gift was given to my by my parents it was a calendar with the theme of The Office!!! I love it. I still have one more Christmas to go though, we always do my moms side of the family on New Years Day.

Mike

 

Fireplace tool kit? Did she also get you herpes for your birthday? You got ****ing robbed...

 

I actually got a salad spinner. Yes, thats right....a salad spinner. See, you put your lettuce in this thing, press the button a few times and it spins the lettuce and discharges the unwanted water. [&:]
Anyone up for a salad?

A few years ago, my then wife got me a door mat....forshadowing for things to come.

So this year...i gave her a divorce. zing!

 

hmmmm my worst gift..... oh there it is:

A box of...you guessed it: Cinnomin Toast Crunch!! [sm=icon_beat.gif]


Like i cant buy THAT at the store...even though it is my favorite.

 

damn... cereal? that's bad lol what kind of a lazy sack of **** do you have to be to think (while shopping for your dog gamn groceries most likely), "I think cereal would be something yellowblack would like! hmm instead of just giving it to him now, like I normally do, i'll just ***** it out as a gift"