Dude be lucky with your cereal, I got wheat thins. lol, they are my favorite too tho.

 

Wheat Thins are better than Corn Fats...

 

I got fing size 9 shoes. wtf. I wore size 9 when I was in the 9th grade. I seriously hate christmas

 

Lol, Atleast your gifts doesn't **** and **** on the floor........ That's right my Pug was my Christmas gift from the women, but hey i love the little sucker. Oh and he eats everything...

 

I have been shopping around looking for a New Nissan Altima for the past 2 months. My parents thought it would be funny to go out and rent a Altima and wrap up keys and park the car outside, as if they bought it for me. They played it all out till noon the next day when we all went for a "quick ride" around town to the rental shop to drop it off. Gotta love family. Next year though they are in for it.

 

I got those stupid glasses with the little lights on the side from the wife "so you can see when you are working on stuff". WTF!? I put 40 ****ing flourescents in my 25x30 foot garage so I would have a stupid amount of light, and you bought me this? Then. to top it off, my parents gave me one of those forehead spotlights, for the same damn purpose...jesus I'm glad christmas is over.

 

This year was definately the worst Christmas ever. My father and I don't get along but we usually can make it work for the family's sake. Well I was at my parents place and I recieved A.....

E.P.O ( Emergency Protective Order ) by Johnny Law himself. Looong story short is my Father and I got into it and the officers felt it better that we didn't speak to eachother for 72 hours. So, before we could have Christmas I was out the door.

Maybe next year will be better

 

LOL!!!!!!! I bought someone Frosted Flakes! I was talking to her a few nighte before Christmas and it was like 1130pm and she says "I really want some Frosted Flakes right now" So I was at Walmart on Christmas eve starting my Christmas shopping and saw the cereal isle and picked up a box and wrapped it up!

 

Granted my family is nuts... but my grandma knows I love my bike, and for x-mas she always gets everyone one of those little hallmark keepsake ornaments, which is great normally. This year as she passed them all out, I open mine up only to find a 1971 Harley Electroglide ornament. So yeah I guess I will have to put it up in case she comes over next year, but probably have to hide it on the back of the tree. Its not her fault she doesnt know I guess.

Word to the wise for all the guys, unless your wife specifically asks for an "adult gift that vibrates" dont get her one, even as a gag gift.

Thoughtfully,

Telly

 

hahaha well the good news is i did eat that whole box that day, just so that i could say, "HEY, could you at *least* have gotten me the BIG box????" ........lol yes, it was the bargain....tiny one. Jerks

This could quite possibly be the BEST way to turn me into a christmas scrooge.... lol