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toilet seat up or down?

Old Aug 7, 2007 | 02:36 AM
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I think you should just **** in the trashcan. That way she'll learn to put theseat back up. What's better; dribble on the seat or a pool of pee in the trashcan? Psychological conditioning.
 
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Old Aug 7, 2007 | 02:47 AM
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Protocol, Etiquette and Respect. It is their Duty Hut. I amfully aware of psychological conditioning, especially with young Marines. But even Sigmund Freud, throw his hands up when it came to the female of our species LOL and will remind you of one more quote "One Should Not Mess Where He Intends to Sleep"
 
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Old Aug 7, 2007 | 03:34 AM
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ITS MY SEAT AND I WILL **** ON IT IF I WANT!!!
 
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Old Aug 7, 2007 | 08:53 PM
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ITS MY SEAT AND I WILL **** ON IT IF I WANT!!!

YOU'RE ONE ANGRY URINATOR!
 
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Old Aug 7, 2007 | 08:59 PM
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i sprinkle when i tinkle. woohoo!
 
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Old Aug 7, 2007 | 09:40 PM
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i sprinkle when i tinkle. woohoo!
I go outside to show the neighbors how well my sprinkler works.
 
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Old Aug 7, 2007 | 11:44 PM
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Do you guys ever wake up in the morning after making sweet, sweet love the night before, and **** in a "V"? I hate it when that happens. Kind of reminds me of the urination version of bowling a split frame...
 
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Old Aug 8, 2007 | 12:05 AM
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dude i just pee with the seat there, kinda hard to miss i guess bcuz when i unzip he is almost touching the water[sm=smiley2.gif]
 
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Old Aug 8, 2007 | 12:07 AM
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ORIGINAL: voodoochyl

Do you guys ever wake up in the morning after making sweet, sweet love the night before, and **** in a "V"? I hate it when that happens. Kind of reminds me of the urination version of bowling a split frame...
ROFLMAO...its extra funny cuz i know EXACTLY what you're talking about
 
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Old Aug 11, 2007 | 04:47 PM
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as a female that has fought this battle with a few bf's. See what my problem with it being up is that if i have to pee really bad i run into the bathroom and dont look i just sit lol. Well if the seat is up one it is freakin cold, two u sometimes fall in and three it just looks dirty to me. But that is what i think. Women and Men will always be fighting over this one. So times i dont feel like fighting and let him think he was won this battle lol
 
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