Thoroughly disgusting subject thank you very much. You'll never win the war but if you wanna win one of the battles lift up both seats. It might not work the first time but eventually she'll rush her *** in there one of these times and not notice both seats are up.When she sits down her sweet little *** will splash into the water and you better be ready to run. Wedded bliss.

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This opened a can of worms in my brain. I feel like the doll in Voodoo-s' siggy, and this is a pin.[&o]
Raised by a female and in the constant, exclusive, unending company of similar until , at 17, I joined the U.S.A.F. In that time I left it up once. Pax, G.

"Lead, follow, or get out of the way!"___3701 BMTS Squadron Motto.

 

I found that it's just easier to put seat down when I'm done, then to deal withthe drama involved with leaving it up.

I know that I forget sometimes, so she must look before she sits. I have not heard about it for a long time.

My wife is pretty patient with me.

 

its an always losing battle with this...it will always be this way with shared bathrooms...do the extra work, put it down when your done...we always have to do the most work...why would this be any different?

 

I HAVE WON!!! My wife sat on a toilet seat that had pee on it. She was PISSED (pun intended), and she said she doesn't care where the toilet seat is, as long as she doesn't have to sit in my pee. Yay me!!! [sm=groupwave.gif]

 

^^ Congratulations, champ! [sm=happy046.gif]

 

YOU WIN THE YELLOW TROPHY!!!!

 

Mine bitched about it when we first moved in together, so I figured "If I'm gonna have to lift the lid every time I ****, so should she!" So now I put both the seat and the lid down, and we're both inconvenienced. Plus it has the added benefit of keeping the dogs outta the bowl.

 

Get an non-slamming lid... That's what I hated about closing it every time - the damn having to carry it right to the bottom (where you know very well was splashed upon). - Now just give it a quick tap (the lid that is) and walk away - all is down, and everyone is happy.

 

one time my girlfriend had to pee. she went into the ladies room at the bar. she came out almost right away.

"did you pee?"

"no"

"why"

"because there was pee on the toilet seat and I don't have to go that bad"

"wtf you were in the ladies room"

"yeah girls pee on toilet seats all the time when they don't want to put their butt on the seat. they hover over the seat"





that conversation blew my ******' mind! it still does..