hehe. Thats awesome trout.

I used to eat crayons......

And I would follow people around the house till they went in the bathroom and then I would ask them "pee or poop?"

 

When I was getting toilet trained I slept walked into my sisters bedroom and pissed on her floor! BEAT THAT!

 

When I was 14 and my little cousin Curtis was 11 and his little brother Hunter was 2....

My grandma had made the little one a teepee out of some 1x2's string and a sheet.

I fell asleep on the couch with the little one. Curtis fell asleep in the teepee. Hunter climbs down and goes in the tent. I didn't think anything off it-Until Curtis goes "AWWW HUNTER?!"

I'm like "What?"

Curtis: "HE PEED ON ME!!"

 

When I started walking, I used to run straight into large bodies of water. (like ponds, lakes, oceans, whatever)
My mom said she had to watch me constantly because if she turned her back on me I'd just run straight for whatever water I could find.

Maybe I was trying to kill myself, I don't know. lol...

 

When I was like 5 years old, I used to hide from my mom naked in the washer machine. ooops...

 

When i was potty training i couldnt reach my training toilet early one morning so i took a crap on the living room floor and continued watching barny till my mom woke up. haha


My sister smeared crap on her crib one time. EFFIN gross. We had to was it like a car.