The Squid test
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So far, 24774 people (including you) have responded to this Squid Test Survey and have been tabulated. Of those responses, the average grade is 53. Your grade was 81 (from 0 to 100), and 0 out of the 115 questions were left un-answered. The average number of questions answered in this test is 47.
A higher grade indicates a stronger sense of common decency, and a lower grade is an indication of conspicuous squidliness and general disregard for civilized society. Your score indicates that you are a fairly responsible motorcyclist but a bit of a wise-***.
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And if we were all perfect:
So far, 24775 people (including you) have responded to this Squid Test Survey and have been tabulated. Of those responses, the average grade is 53. Your grade was 100 (from 0 to 100), and 0 out of the 115 questions were left un-answered. The average number of questions answered in this test is 47.
A higher grade indicates a stronger sense of common decency, and a lower grade is an indication of conspicuous squidliness and general disregard for civilized society. Your score indicates that you are extraordinaly responsible and a shining credit to motorcyclists everywhere.
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So far, 24776 people (including you) have responded to this Squid Test Survey and have been tabulated. Of those responses, the average grade is 53. Your grade was 78 (from 0 to 100), and 1 out of the 115 questions were left un-answered. The average number of questions answered in this test is 47.
A higher grade indicates a stronger sense of common decency, and a lower grade is an indication of conspicuous squidliness and general disregard for civilized society. Your score indicates that you are a halfway decent rider and wise-*** who is way too narcissistic his or her own good.
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So far, 24782 people (including you) have responded to this Squid Test Survey and have been tabulated. Of those responses, the average grade is 53. Your grade was 72 (from 0 to 100), and 1 out of the 115 questions were left un-answered. The average number of questions answered in this test is 47.
A higher grade indicates a stronger sense of common decency, and a lower grade is an indication of conspicuous squidliness and general disregard for civilized society. Your score indicates that you are a halfway decent rider and wise-*** who is way too narcissistic his or her own good.
didn't even read but a couple and clicked away... worked about the same as the S.A.T's
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When I first speed read through this thing, I was thinking it was semi-serious, but it is not. Here is my result (kind of what I figured):
Your score indicates that you are a fairly responsible motorcyclist but a bit of a wise-***.
Your score indicates that you are a fairly responsible motorcyclist but a bit of a wise-***.
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So far, 24793 people (including you) have responded to this Squid Test Survey and have been tabulated. Of those responses, the average grade is 53. Your grade was 73 (from 0 to 100), and 0 out of the 115 questions were left un-answered. The average number of questions answered in this test is 47.
A higher grade indicates a stronger sense of common decency, and a lower grade is an indication of conspicuous squidliness and general disregard for civilized society. Your score indicates that you are a halfway decent rider and wise-*** who is way too narcissistic his or her own good
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Decent fun, but it traps you with "You will be penalized by a percentage of unanswered questions", then asking you a bunch of questions that don't have an answer that would fit... like the rotor-drilling question. I wouldn't drill my own rotors? But I had the option of basically for wheelies, to look cool, or to reduce brake friction (yeah, THAT'D be a good plan). That was lame. All the same...
So far, 24826 people (including you) have responded to this Squid Test Survey and have been tabulated. Of those responses, the average grade is 53. Your grade was 77 (from 0 to 100), and 4 out of the 115 questions were left un-answered. The average number of questions answered in this test is 47.
A higher grade indicates a stronger sense of common decency, and a lower grade is an indication of conspicuous squidliness and general disregard for civilized society. Your score indicates that you are a halfway decent rider and wise-*** who is way too narcissistic his or her own good. Your test answers seem a bit skewed however. Are you sure you properly answered ALL the questions on the form?
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its easy to get a 90+ on this survey if you would be lying to yourself.
however, when you see a cop why should you roll off the wheelie, he'll give you the ticket regardless.
also, in NYC we always look at the po pos gun and count the bullets. you have to do some bullet math before you hand over the insurance info.
EDIT: forgot to post my results, sorry I was drinking while doing the test.
however, when you see a cop why should you roll off the wheelie, he'll give you the ticket regardless.
also, in NYC we always look at the po pos gun and count the bullets. you have to do some bullet math before you hand over the insurance info.
EDIT: forgot to post my results, sorry I was drinking while doing the test.
So far, 24866 people (including you) have responded to this Squid Test Survey and have been tabulated. Of those responses, the average grade is 53. Your grade was 88 (from 0 to 100), and 1 out of the 115 questions were left un-answered. The average number of questions answered in this test is 47.
A higher grade indicates a stronger sense of common decency, and a lower grade is an indication of conspicuous squidliness and general disregard for civilized society. Your score indicates that you are a fairly responsible motorcyclist but a bit of a wise-***.
Thank you very much for taking the time for this survey! While you're here, feel free to look around the rest of this web site.
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