Please F**k me in the A** one more time
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Please F**k me in the A** one more time
Was goin up to see my ex today (we're talkin again) who lives like 100 miles away, cruisin with a pack (in my cage) at the back, I look down for a little, look back up to see a cop on the side of the road and I try to slow down, but soon as I pass him he comes out, I thought about just pulling over to the side without even letting him pull me, but just slowed down. Needless to say he pulls me. He comes up and I'm beatin myself up (mentally) and goes "84 in a 65 man, what are you doin" I try my best to make some kind of excuse on the fly and the best i came up with was "I'm sorry sir, my gas pedal is sticking, I was trying to fix it and slow down but it didnt work, tried to get my dad to look at it a few times but he hasnt fixed it" He walks away, comes back with my ticket and is like "any other questions?" i look over the ticket and he goes "okay, have a nice day slow down" and walks off. I wanted to say "hey could you hold on a second while i look over this, you know, give me some consideration right after you f**k my life up?" but didnt.
So now I gotta pay a ticket, 19 over, God knows how much that's gonna be in court and how ima pay it. I'm lookin at just finding stuff in my room and putting it on craigs list. My rents are talking about takin me off their insurance (this is gonna be the first ticket I get that sticks) and I still have to pay for my motorcycle. I called my dad right after it happened like "you might as well go ahead and take my bike". I'm so pissed at myself right now. There's no way I can afford that ticket, not with all the driving I have to do for school (living at home sucks) and all.
At least the trip ended well
So now I gotta pay a ticket, 19 over, God knows how much that's gonna be in court and how ima pay it. I'm lookin at just finding stuff in my room and putting it on craigs list. My rents are talking about takin me off their insurance (this is gonna be the first ticket I get that sticks) and I still have to pay for my motorcycle. I called my dad right after it happened like "you might as well go ahead and take my bike". I'm so pissed at myself right now. There's no way I can afford that ticket, not with all the driving I have to do for school (living at home sucks) and all.
At least the trip ended well
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RE: Please F**k me in the A** one more time
Any excuse with regards to speeding, involving a malfunctioning, broken thingamajigs (& your almost as likely to get a defect notice for your trouble as well) they hear it all the time. I would have just told were you where going & why, a lot of cops (& I mean a lot) have Ex's & you probably would have more sympathy.
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RE: Please F**k me in the A** one more time
Sorry to hear about your ticket...they're never any fun. Whats done is done and there's nothing you can do about it. Go to court, admit you werewrong and ask for the courts leniency. It took 4 years of insane insurance rates for me to finally wake up and smell the roses.
Goodluck with the Ex.
Goodluck with the Ex.