This made me laugh


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I looked over at my friend one time while taking the AP economics exam at the end of high school.

he was drawing hand turkeys for supply and demand curves cause he already got into the college he wanted.

same kid showed up to the ACT still drunk from the night before and got a 32.

 

social bookmarking sites FTW!!!

that reminds me of when i was in high school, one of my friends, well, more of an acquaintance, was in my speech class. our final was supposed to be some big oral presentation. keep in mind, our teacher was a real bitch, actually accused me of laughing at the 9/11 **** the day after, really boiled my blood. to put it in perspective, my mom is the nicest lady on earth and is friends with everyone, and a teacher to boot, she didnt like that teacher, anyhoo, back on track....so this guy was going up to do his presentation and goes to the podium and says, well, i was going to put together a speech last night, but then i did the math and realized i cant pass this class even if i get a 100, so instead, i decided to show you my rubber nose. it was one of those ones that you squeeze and boogers popped out all gooey and ****, he demonstrated to us for about 3 minutes before our teacher had an aneurism. good ****.

 

some of those were good, i like the elephant one.

 

The first two essays are priceless.