the nothing fight
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ORIGINAL: voodoochyl
My wife and I got into a huge fight the other day. My stepdaughter invited her cousin over for Easter (we are going to my mom's) and didn't ask. Just going to show up (it would be fine if she asked first)...I thought that was rudebut didn't say anything. My wife noticed I was silently fuming and aksed me what was wrong. I didn't want to say anything infront of her daughter because she is SOfreakin' sensitive,and got up from the dinner table and sat in the living room. WRONG MOVE!!! That started a battle. My wife doesn't argue, she goes for your *** and ***** first, then asks questions! After about five f_ck you's, I had enough and left. That turned into a night on the couch, leaving in the morning without kissing her good-bye, and not coming home for lunch like I normally do. I dreaded coming home that night. What I did was, I bought her some black licorice and a package of chocolate (her two favorites). When I got home she was working in the back yard, and I approached with a hang dog look handing her the licorice. She cooley asked if I thought candy was going to keep her from being angry at me...then I handed her the chocolate. One two punch...she laughed and we made up. Jeez, she is a tough gal, though. Could have been over in about two minutes if I would have said what was on my mind in the first place.
My wife and I got into a huge fight the other day. My stepdaughter invited her cousin over for Easter (we are going to my mom's) and didn't ask. Just going to show up (it would be fine if she asked first)...I thought that was rudebut didn't say anything. My wife noticed I was silently fuming and aksed me what was wrong. I didn't want to say anything infront of her daughter because she is SOfreakin' sensitive,and got up from the dinner table and sat in the living room. WRONG MOVE!!! That started a battle. My wife doesn't argue, she goes for your *** and ***** first, then asks questions! After about five f_ck you's, I had enough and left. That turned into a night on the couch, leaving in the morning without kissing her good-bye, and not coming home for lunch like I normally do. I dreaded coming home that night. What I did was, I bought her some black licorice and a package of chocolate (her two favorites). When I got home she was working in the back yard, and I approached with a hang dog look handing her the licorice. She cooley asked if I thought candy was going to keep her from being angry at me...then I handed her the chocolate. One two punch...she laughed and we made up. Jeez, she is a tough gal, though. Could have been over in about two minutes if I would have said what was on my mind in the first place.
I think it would be smart to still say what was on your mind. As long as you don't say "that little bitch" about her daughter and say things like "it made me feel such and such when she did such and such" your wife should understand.
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RE: the nothing fight
ORIGINAL: sixhundredrr
I think it would be smart to still say what was on your mind. As long as you don't say "that little bitch" about her daughter and say things like "it made me feel such and such when she did such and such" your wife should understand.
I think it would be smart to still say what was on your mind. As long as you don't say "that little bitch" about her daughter and say things like "it made me feel such and such when she did such and such" your wife should understand.
"Athena, it makes me feel like cleaning mytaint with your daughter's toothbrush when she continues to be so inconsiderate...and ugly...and smelly like goat *****...and stupid like sand. May I please have your permission to draw pictures of her getting run over by a bus. Thank you, baby. I love you, too."
Hahahaha!!! I don't think THAT would work...[8D]. Maybe something a little more genteel.
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RE: the nothing fight
ORIGINAL: voodoochyl
Something like this, Sixhunny?:
"Athena, it makes me feel like cleaning mytaint with your daughter's toothbrush when she continues to be so inconsiderate...and ugly...and smelly like goat *****...and stupid like sand. May I please have your permission to draw pictures of her getting run over by a bus. Thank you, baby. I love you, too."
Hahahaha!!! I don't think THAT would work...[8D]. Maybe something a little more genteel.
ORIGINAL: sixhundredrr
I think it would be smart to still say what was on your mind. As long as you don't say "that little bitch" about her daughter and say things like "it made me feel such and such when she did such and such" your wife should understand.
I think it would be smart to still say what was on your mind. As long as you don't say "that little bitch" about her daughter and say things like "it made me feel such and such when she did such and such" your wife should understand.
"Athena, it makes me feel like cleaning mytaint with your daughter's toothbrush when she continues to be so inconsiderate...and ugly...and smelly like goat *****...and stupid like sand. May I please have your permission to draw pictures of her getting run over by a bus. Thank you, baby. I love you, too."
Hahahaha!!! I don't think THAT would work...[8D]. Maybe something a little more genteel.
Nancy, if you're going to use her toothbrush for anything, don't mention it to your wife. [8D] And cleaning your taint should be the least of the things you do with it. I think the next dog bath, personal ball washing, and toilet cleaning should involve that brush if you are really upset.
It sounds silly and un-manly, but getting your thoughts out there may help the situation.
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RE: the nothing fight
ORIGINAL: voodoochyl
"Athena, it makes me feel like cleaning mytaint with your daughter's toothbrush when she continues to be so inconsiderate...and ugly...and smelly like goat *****...and stupid like sand. May I please have your permission to draw pictures of her getting run over by a bus. Thank you, baby. I love you, too."
"Athena, it makes me feel like cleaning mytaint with your daughter's toothbrush when she continues to be so inconsiderate...and ugly...and smelly like goat *****...and stupid like sand. May I please have your permission to draw pictures of her getting run over by a bus. Thank you, baby. I love you, too."
Officially the funniest paragraph to ever come out of Oregano...oh my god chyl
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RE: the nothing fight
ORIGINAL: samill42
wow leave the thread for a while and boooooom its all serious and ****e,[sm=boosign.gif], i wasn't tryn to start a serious thread, its a nothing fight, i have been laughing about it all day, as she has, damn you are some serious people.
wow leave the thread for a while and boooooom its all serious and ****e,[sm=boosign.gif], i wasn't tryn to start a serious thread, its a nothing fight, i have been laughing about it all day, as she has, damn you are some serious people.
To actually be serious though - there is no such thing as a, "nothing fight." There is always a reason. Don't be fooled, someones not being honest here!
Voodoo, that's my biggest problem... sucking it up! I hate it with a passion[:@]
But, sometimes it has to be done - I just need to get better at it. Gold star for Voodoo.
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