Cheating.

Or the Dude realizes he's about to make the biggest mistake of his life and calls it off. Probably by banging the Bride to be's sister. So they're sort of the same answer.

 

I have 3 or 4 friends who have called off a wedding.... all girls... and all of them called it off because they realized how fing stupid they were being and how much of a douche the guy was.... but hey Ive never been a part of that whole mess

 

I don't care about the wedding BUT i do care about my DINNER!!! You still owe me dinner

 

Homewrecker. lol...

 

HAHAHAHAH YUM i do owe you a dinner! im trying to work out a Vacation for the both of us to come out there.. (why waste the ticket) So im trying! i want to go to Hawaii realllllly bad! haha! i need a vacation!