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Old 06-20-2007, 08:45 AM
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Nah fuze, you're just one of the few lucky ones. There's a guy at work who tells me and my other coworkers the same thing: that he feels bad for us. But then again, he and his wife/family are nudists, so the "out of sight, out of mind" I guess doesn't applly to them.

Nauree, nothing to be ashamed of man, you lower your chances of getting someone pregnant or catching something that way. Hell, I didn't have my first time until I was 18, but that was back when it was still somewhat uncommon for someone younger than 18 to be getting any.

BTW, for anybody who cares, I was able to actually bring this topic up to my wife last night and we had a good discussion about it. (Communication always helps). So, now she's more aware of what's going on. Hopefully good things will come of it. Some of the web searching I did yesterday basically taught me that a situation like I'm in can have long term negative affects on a marriage. Not something I want to have happen. It was far easier for me to discuss it with my wife under that context than to just get on her case why she wasn't putting out. Haha!
 
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Old 06-20-2007, 11:15 AM
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ORIGINAL: Nauree

I'm 18. I honestly havn't had sex in over a year. The only person I can blame is myself. I really havn't been trying to hook up with girls mainly because I started college, I've been out of a car for months, and I've had no money. The couple of girls I did get with were teases. I seriously do not like relationships.
Dude, you're 18...relax. You'll get it plenty in time....besidesm you don't even know what you're doing yet. You need to spend some time in the minor leagues before you move to the bigs!!
 
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Old 06-20-2007, 12:42 PM
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i dont know what was funnier, the initial post, or the discussion that followed. i am in teh same boat as pimpin i think. i could get it 3-4 days in a row, and the wife would say how much she was dying for it.....then...nothig for 3-4 weeks. its crazy. i have had discussions before, but its hard to big that up without sounding like an ***. i think most men are in the same boat.
 
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Old 06-20-2007, 04:08 PM
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Dude, you're 18...relax. You'll get it plenty in time....besidesm you don't even know what you're doing yet. You need to spend some time in the minor leagues before you move to the bigs!!
That's the good thing about golf and sex...you don't have to be good at it to enjoy it. I'd suggest getting some GGW videos, they come in a plain brown wrapper...uh, so I've heard from a friend.
 
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Old 06-20-2007, 04:28 PM
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I told you that in confidence, voodoo....damnit!!!!!!![:@]

till then...
flog the dolphin
punch the clown
smack the bologne
fondle the monkey
uh....
 
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Old 06-20-2007, 04:40 PM
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Choke the chicken
squeeze the purple headed yogurt slinger
play some pocket pool
anybody else?
 
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Old 06-20-2007, 04:44 PM
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how about....

ride the honda?
 
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Old 06-20-2007, 05:42 PM
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waxing the sex machine
unloading the skin pistol
shooting the cat
churning the man-butter
mixing the baby batter
...eeeewww!

and...

spending some quality alone time!

..and I'm spent!
 
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Old 06-20-2007, 06:07 PM
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workin outthe forearms
 
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Polish the pipe.
 


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