No Sex Tonight
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06-18-2007, 03:03 PM
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RE: No Sex Tonight
Tennessee, either you've never been married, or you're one of the exceptions.
-The #1 food that's almost guaranteed to killa woman's sexual appetite is wedding cake.
-Also, the reason the bride smiles so big when she's walking down the isle is because she knows she's given her last *******.
I used to laugh at these quotes until I got married and realize how true they are. If you can't relate, then you're one of the priveleged few and you should hang onto her with both hands!
Crap, my wife hasn't given me any in a month, and we just got back from vacation... where the carrot was dangled, but not put within reach. Before the last time it was 2 months! We've been married almost 5 years too and the intervals betweeen get longer and longer.
I'm glad I have the CBR now so that I have an alternative when the mood hits and she's unwilling. Something about cruising around on some back roads with just the hum of the exhaust and the wind rushing by with no radio, talking or other distractions that seems close to (but not entirely equal to) sex. Wow... I just exposed how much of a CBR newbie I am haven't I?
-The #1 food that's almost guaranteed to killa woman's sexual appetite is wedding cake.
-Also, the reason the bride smiles so big when she's walking down the isle is because she knows she's given her last *******.
I used to laugh at these quotes until I got married and realize how true they are. If you can't relate, then you're one of the priveleged few and you should hang onto her with both hands!
Crap, my wife hasn't given me any in a month, and we just got back from vacation... where the carrot was dangled, but not put within reach. Before the last time it was 2 months! We've been married almost 5 years too and the intervals betweeen get longer and longer.
I'm glad I have the CBR now so that I have an alternative when the mood hits and she's unwilling. Something about cruising around on some back roads with just the hum of the exhaust and the wind rushing by with no radio, talking or other distractions that seems close to (but not entirely equal to) sex. Wow... I just exposed how much of a CBR newbie I am haven't I?
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06-18-2007, 03:15 PM
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06-18-2007, 07:06 PM
RE: No Sex Tonight
damn voodoo !what the hell guys ! that is complete bs ! a month with out anything ?what the hell is that ! you guys are scaring me ! i only been married for going on a year this septmeber ! and this is wht i get to look foward to f$6K !! [sm=lockeddance.gif]there is no good reason not to get the kitty at least once a week ! besides the old anut flow monthy vist ! .. wow !! i am floored .. please tel me guys this is not true with all the older married couples ? please tell me this is not true ! i got several good years left in the old boy
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