You should reply, "You first"

Even better is when I used to commute on my bike and my co-workers would ask me, "Don't you get wet?"

 

Picked one up from a member on here a couple years ago. When someone tells you to do a wheelie tell them to do a backflip

 

Walked into math class adorning my Alpinestars jacket and scorpion helmet.

Kid - "Do you like, actually ride a bike?"
Me - "Nah, I wear the jacket and helmet in the car."
Kid - *Laughs* "Really?"
Me - "...no"

 

I had a coworker punch me in the shoulder armor, and say "It'll be cool if you crash on with that on to see if it actually works"

I told him I can't wait for him and his wife to get in an accident to see if his airbags work.

 

LOL, that reminds me of a time my buddy went into a gas station holding his helmet, he came out and some girl goes "Oh yo do have a bike" and he told me that she asked him if he did, he told her no and said something about his mom made him wear it because she was afraid he would hit his head or something like that and apparently she believed him...


On a side note i always call my motorcycle a bike...and people think i am talking about a pedal bike most the time....I think i really confuse the hell out of people when I refer to my bike as a bike...

 

hah i wear helmet and gear in the ar sometimes when certain people are driving