lol bro just say honda

 

How long have you been riding? I havent got too many comments in the last year, but I mostly ride for fun and is almost always country riding now. But when I use to ride to work I got asked all kinds of crazy questions. One being:

Weird guy "hey, its suppose to rain today"
me "I know"
Weird guy "How you going to get home"
me "ride"
Weird guy "But you will get wet" guy is now all confused looking and walks off talking to himself...
The same guy asked me all kinds of random questions about bikes....I was always afraid he was going to steal my bike while I was at work....thank god I dont work downtown Cincinnati anymore...too many weirdos and homeless people.

I also use to get comments all the time like, "why didnt you get a suzuki", "Why didnt you get a harley" and "is that a 1000"

Last night I got the "You have a headlight out" so I replied by flipping on my high beams (I always ride with my high beams on during the day)

Also cool is when kids stop dead in their tracks...and even cooler when chicks do it...me and my buddy were out one day and for some reason we stopped at Walmart, and these 2 chicks about broke their neck they were looking at us so hard. Another funny story is I goto Penn Station ALL the time by myself because my wife doesn't like it, Mostly when i am on my bike. Their is a girl that works their and she always smiles and I always caught her looking at me out of the corner of my eye, and when I looked she would turn away..... Finally after about the 6th time she saw me she was dying to ask me about my bike and how her brother rides and she is wanting to get a bike one day. Now every time I go in their she already knows what i want and when its not busy she will come and sit with me and just talk my head off. Shes going to be a future CBR rider

 

About two years and change my friend.

I get a few comments - I get waves from girls at times, or at stop lights. Mostly when I have my visor up - have you seen how freaking goodlooking I am? I can post pics for proof later if required. hahahah joke - but really. I'm a sexy dude.

I get the occasional question here or there, but really I've had enough conversations about my bike to put on one hand from random ppl. Not counting being parked at the local shop or something.

And it sounds more like she's going to be a future Mistress as apposed to a future CBR rider... maybe a Future N8 Dawg rider is the most accurate description.

 

Haha. I wasn't going to say anything

 

had to laugh at this one. i wonder are these riders (people who own a suzuki) or non-riders who think all sportbikes are suzukis.

 

LMAO, well I am about 10 years older than her and married, so I don't see that happening. Wow no I feel old lol.

regener8ed, I always ask the people if they ride and the answer is always no....and thats when I say "So you are giving me bike advice but have never rode?" and most the time they just look at me stunned....I can be a jerk sometimes lol.

 

i used to have neighbor kids that always referred to my f4i as a ninja (actually,"ninjer", due to their redneck speech patterns). never had the will to engage a long enough conversation to try and explain the difference to them.

 

lol the other day i was the first one at a redlight that there was a detail right next to and the cop who was supervising it was right next to me. I saw him grillin me and giving my bike the once over and he looked right at me and said "Is she fast?"

i said yeah its unreasonably fast. then the light turned and i took off pretty quickly... haha i ran into him again from the adjacent side of the intersection with my ex gf on the back and he nodded to me as i went through

 

I get sick of the constant high school kids that are always yelling or singling to do a wheelie. Even if I could (which I havent had the guts too attempt, dont wanna trash my bike), I wouldnt specifically because they wanted me to

 

My favorite one so far. Is walking into my english class in my joe rocket HONDA jacket holding my icon helmet with two HONDA stickers on it. "what kind of bike do you ride?".

I get the headlight out all the time but my high beam really is out

I have my fairings off cause I am monitoring a leak in the water pump and I get "when are you gonna get plastic's for it?" or "how did you lay it down?"