Frozen bird ...
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Frozen bird ...
ok I've got far too much time on my hands I know lol ... so anyway I have been going through my hard drive and found this ..lol
Jules
The Frozen Little Bird
A little bird was flying south for the winter. It got so cold it froze up and fell to the ground in a large field.
While it was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on it.
As it lay there in the pile of cow dung, it began to realize how warm it was. The dung was actually thawing him out!
He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy.
A passing cat heard the little bird singing, and came to investigate.
Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out-and then ate him.
The moral of the story are:
1. Not everyone who ****s on you is your enemy.
2. Not everyone who gets you out of the **** is your friend.
3. When you're in deep ****, keep your mouth shut!
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Jules
The Frozen Little Bird
A little bird was flying south for the winter. It got so cold it froze up and fell to the ground in a large field.
While it was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on it.
As it lay there in the pile of cow dung, it began to realize how warm it was. The dung was actually thawing him out!
He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy.
A passing cat heard the little bird singing, and came to investigate.
Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out-and then ate him.
The moral of the story are:
1. Not everyone who ****s on you is your enemy.
2. Not everyone who gets you out of the **** is your friend.
3. When you're in deep ****, keep your mouth shut!
.
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From: Mud hut, Zululand
RE: Frozen bird ...
There was also the story about the bird in winter falling dead from a bough, without once ever feeling sorry for itself.......GI Jane...the movie.....
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From: Fort Awesome
RE: Frozen bird ...
I thought you were going to tell this one:
A one eyed pirate goes into a pet store to buy himself a parrot. The clerk says he only has one left for a really discounted rate. The pirate decides to take it. When the pirate gets home the bird chimes up,
"F_ck you, one eye...brawwwwk!!!"
The pirate gets really offended and tells the bird not to say that again.
"F_ck you one eye...brawwwwk!!!"
The pirate warns that there will be some real trouble if the bird swears at him again.
"F_ck you one eye...brawwwwk!!!"
"That's it", screams the pirate, and he shoves the bird in the freezer. Several hours later, the pirate remembers that the bird is in the freezer and runs to the door and flings it open. THERE SITS THE FROZEN PARROT WITH ONE WING COVERING HIS LEFT EYE, AND THE OTHER WING EXTENDED OUT WITH HIS MIDDLE FEATHER STICKING UP.
A one eyed pirate goes into a pet store to buy himself a parrot. The clerk says he only has one left for a really discounted rate. The pirate decides to take it. When the pirate gets home the bird chimes up,
"F_ck you, one eye...brawwwwk!!!"
The pirate gets really offended and tells the bird not to say that again.
"F_ck you one eye...brawwwwk!!!"
The pirate warns that there will be some real trouble if the bird swears at him again.
"F_ck you one eye...brawwwwk!!!"
"That's it", screams the pirate, and he shoves the bird in the freezer. Several hours later, the pirate remembers that the bird is in the freezer and runs to the door and flings it open. THERE SITS THE FROZEN PARROT WITH ONE WING COVERING HIS LEFT EYE, AND THE OTHER WING EXTENDED OUT WITH HIS MIDDLE FEATHER STICKING UP.
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