^ ^ I think you can see boobies on the bbc also



Careful Kike, or you will get the clowns, or worse.............

 

Firstly, let me say that I love my mom...

I flew down to Florida for a school trip when I was in 9th grade. When I got back she asked me if I could see the lines dividing the states from the air.


Another time, I asked a woman at work who the president of Alaska was. She had no idea...[]

 

Yes we do have it better here by the sounds of it ..lol ..I am watching the latest series of Top Gear just now .. I must show you that clip of Jeremy in the Audi and Richard chasing him in the Porsche ..its so funny!!


Right, sit thee down here on the sofa ..and heres your pills ..lol

 

I always ask waitresses if they take Hawaiian money.

 

listen to the whole video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K8vhNFzgshk

 

Watching the F1 race at Monaco this year. Someone tried to pass on a hairpin and t-boned another car. The announcer, in a fairly calm voice: "Well, that was just silly." Almost as funny as the announcer at a motorcycle race some years ago. A rider low-sided off the track, but really took a wild tumble instead of just sliding. When hefinally stopped he rolled over, levered himself up, took about five steps toward his bike and fell forward on his hands and knees with his head resting on the ground. The announcer: "This is a very strenuous sport, and he'll need to rest there for a few moments before continuing."

 

This is the part where most folk say "are you alright mate??" ..lol ..gosh, that had to smart a little!!

Jules

 

No offense to your mom at all dude, but that was just classic.

My girlfriend says the same kind of stuff. The more innocent the person the more likely they are to say things like that.

Man I love her to bits!!