Before I start I just want to inform the reader that this is mostly a rant post.


So, I've sceretly disappeared to California these past few days. I've been to this land a number of times. This time I came to help some family move. FROM FLIPPING SACRIMENTO TO SAN DEIGO! Omg I disliked California before but, man, I hate this place now. I dont see how you guys from this state can tolerate this dry baren land. The weather is freaken boring as hell. Only sun or some clouds and thats it. You have like 2 trees in this entire state and the grass is imported. I look out the window and see brown every freaken where. No one likes brown. God, the ride to San Deigo took 12 fing hours. First we stoped in Frezno. Hooker told us she needed a ride. The bitch was nasty. All she had on was a bra yet her **** were still hanging out. We honked at another street walker leaving Frezno. I wouldn't had minded getting some oral pleasure from her. Finally get into Los Angelos. Man that place just needs to be nuked. 7 damn lanes of interstate but I still sat in traffic for hours. Now, I'm here in San Deigo and leaving to go back home to Louisiana. 8 hour flight. I feel like im a jew crossing egypt. I will give California props for the women. Went to the mall today and got a ton of eye ****ing today. You wont see that crap in Louisiana. A lot of the women here are finky bitches. Man, I wish I had california malls when I was in high school. Sorry no pictures.

 

This was one of your better posts...I look forward to the next update.

 

You must look funny being all pale white and all....LOL

Not much here anymore it is turnining into a waste land. We only see rain a few days a year, always hot (but I like that), If you don't speak spanish you feel out of place, Traffic sucks and don't forget the 1/2 mile visability on a good day with all this smog...

 

lane splitting... enough said

 

You totally harshed my buzz about my trip to Cali next week. that's not narly at all.

 

" I look out the window and see brown every freaken where. No one likes brown."
LOL...was that a racist statement?

I love socal, dude. We have everything here. It really depends on where you go in any state. I went to North Carolina before and I felt so out of place. Just a bunch of trees. So what if all we have is sun? Better riding weather. It's almost perfect here.

 

i hate riding all day in the sun. leave me with messed up tanlines.lol

 

Tanlines? What do you wear when you're on the bike?

 

^^ WEAR YOUR GEAR.

....problem solved...[sm=smiley29.gif]

 

jacket helmet and jeans. gloves sometimes. on long trips i get cheekpad lines and finger lines from my cutoff's