God said "let there be light" to which CN replied "say please"


Did you guys know that chuck norris just celebrated his 71st birthday?!?!

 

Did you know that every year on his birthday Chuck Norris chooses one lucky child to be thrown into the sun?

 

Chuck Norris has already been to Mars, that's why there are no signs of life

Chuck Norris can cut through a hot knife with butter

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door

 

Haha, these are good, some of my favorites:

Chuck Norris can alphabetize m&m's.

Chuck Norris can cook minute rice in 30 seconds.

Norris can outrun his shadow.

nepa_jim has the same source as I apparently

 

When CN was born he slapped the doctor and said "Don't even think about slapping me back. It's not going to happen"

 

lol, that sight is great!!

Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross, it's just never his own

Chuck Norris can speak Braille

Chuck Norris can divide by zero

Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding

Here's a few I thought up.

If Chuck Norris is in range of your sniper rifle, you are in range of his roundhouse kick, not that you would want to put Chuck in your cross hairs, just sayin!!

I am going to join the NHRA drag racing circuit and have the fastest car. I am going to use Chuck Norris **** in my gas tank.