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Old 04-08-2011, 09:21 AM
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How does this forum not have a Chuck Norris thread?



 
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Chuck Norris's tears can cure cancer....... Too bad he never cries.

Chuck Norris decided to sell his ****..... it is now called red bull.

Chuck Norris doesn'y sleep..... He waits
 
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Originally Posted by kazspeed
How does this forum not have a Chuck Norris thread?
joo meen likea thees?
 
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Old 04-08-2011, 09:51 AM
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(thinking......thinking....thinking......)

Well this one's better because it has pictures!
 
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I don't see the big deal about Chuck Norris, he is just an average guy.







uh, hold on.....someone's at the door..................I'll be right back....................(never to be heard from again)
 
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some of my faves:

Jesus walked on water; Chuck Norris can swim through land.

Chuck Norris counted to Infinity. Twice.

Ghosts sit around the campfire and tell Chuck Norris stories.
 
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Originally Posted by jeffjones
Chuck Norris's tears can cure cancer....... Too bad he never cries.

Chuck Norris decided to sell his ****..... it is now called red bull.

Chuck Norris doesn'y sleep..... He waits
lol lol lol i never heard of these ^^ +1
 
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Originally Posted by kazspeed




:i con_teeth:

the war is over haha
 


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