its true at least in my house.ever since i got the bike i dont get laid.and if i do get laid its no prob cause my ***** have been smushed
against the gas tank so gentelmen make your case bikes are ten times more fun than birth control pills

 

in my case it's the bike that help's me relieve stress because I am not getting laid........... or is it because she has hormone's !!!!!!![:@] that are worse than the scaryist roller coaster on the planet !!!!!!!!!!!![&o]

 

In my case it has got me laid more, there are some chicks out there that just love crotch rockets. But I gotta agree with the smashed ***** part, it does make it kinda hard to have sex after riding the bike.

Nick

 

lmao ... think its about the same for me.. maybe a little more opportunities have araised but...

Anyway.. , my buddy says he wears a cup when he rides.. lol, of course he does a lot of tricks and stuff too..

 

It makes it harder to get laid. It comes down to how to transport the person. recently I had to spring for a cab. It was worth it, 'no holds barred'.

 

lol its brought up many more opportunities, like you said. but for the most part, girls who i have already known for awhile will want me to take them for a ride and **** like that. i make it fun for them and whatnot, its a big expensive vibrator, because when we get back to their house, i get the "oh we are so about to do it" look. now, before i go on with the swolen ego, this has only happened on 2 seperate occasions, lol.

 

LMAO ... I know what you mean.. LOL...

 

Like he said, the bike is a big expensive vibrator.

My ex always got really horny after riding the bike. Anytime she wanted a ride it was an understood thing that she wants to fu*k right after we got off the bike. Needless to say I wouldnt always come up with some reason to go back to the apartment

Hell, now that I am single, I have gotten more puss than I ever did before...I know its the bike and not me. I can admit it.

 

You guys crack me up....