Off Topic A place for you CBR junkies to boldly go off topic. Almost anything goes.

Anniversary Dinner..very funny

Thread Tools
 
Search this Thread
 
Old May 17, 2005 | 04:45 PM
  #1  
sirlimpzalot's Avatar
Thread Starter
Joined: Aug 2004
Posts: 1,401
Likes: 0
From: Roseville, CA
Default Anniversary Dinner..very funny


An elderly couple is enjoying an anniversary dinner together in a small
tavern.

The husband leans over and asks his wife, "Do you remember the first time we
had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind this tavern where you
leaned against the fence and I made love to you."

"Yes," she says, "I remember it well."

"OK," he says, "how about taking a stroll round there again and we can do it
for old time's sake?

"Oooooooh Henry, you devil, that sounds like a good idea," she answers.

There's a police officer sitting in the next booth listening to all this,
having a chuckle to himself. He thinks, "I've got to see these two
old-timers having sex against a fence. I'll just keep an eye on them so
there's no trouble."

So he follows them. They walk haltingly along, leaning on each other for
support, aided by walking sticks. Finally they get to the back of the
tavern and make their way to the fence. The old lady lifts her skirt, takes
her knickers down and the old man drops his trousers. She turns around and
as she hangs on to the fence, the old man moves in. Suddenly they erupt into
the most furious sex that the watching policeman has ever seen
They are bucking and jumping like eighteen-year-olds.
This goes on for about forty minutes! She's yelling, "Ohhh, God!" He's hanging on to her hips for dear life. This is the most athletic sex imaginable. Finally, they both collapse panting on the ground.

The policeman is amazed. He thinks he has learned something about life that
he didn't know. After about half an hour of lying on the ground recovering,
the old couple struggled to their feet and put their clothes back on.

The policeman, still watching thinks, That was truly amazing. He was going
like a train. I've got to ask him what his secret is.

As the couple passes, he says to them, "That was something else! You must
have been having sex for about forty minutes. How do you manage it? You must
have had a fantastic life together. Is there some sort of secret?"

The old man says, "Fifty years ago that wasn't an electric fence."

 
Reply
Old May 17, 2005 | 05:45 PM
  #2  
neebelung's Avatar
Joined: Dec 2004
Posts: 605
Likes: 0
From: Jacksonville, Florida
Default RE: Anniversary Dinner..very funny

OMG!! That's hysterical!
 
Reply
Old May 17, 2005 | 06:40 PM
  #3  
outfox's Avatar
Joined: Apr 2005
Posts: 23
Likes: 0
Default RE: Anniversary Dinner..very funny

HA HA LMAO.

Definately one to share! Thanks.
 
Reply
Old May 17, 2005 | 09:10 PM
  #4  
MapJr's Avatar
Joined: Feb 2005
Posts: 941
Likes: 1
From:
Default RE: Anniversary Dinner..very funny

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!
 
Reply
Old May 18, 2005 | 01:16 PM
  #5  
Patrick's Avatar
Senior Member
Joined: Mar 2005
Posts: 698
Likes: 0
Default RE: Anniversary Dinner..very funny

hahaha....thats a good one..
 
Reply
Related Topics
Thread
Thread Starter
Forum
Replies
Last Post
wooferdog
The Hurricane Saloon
6
Jul 21, 2014 10:15 PM
Dominate.
Off Topic
7
Feb 8, 2009 10:55 AM
Shocktroop
Off Topic
14
Dec 25, 2008 12:28 AM
rrasco
Off Topic
6
Oct 3, 2008 01:48 PM
voodoochyl
Off Topic
16
Apr 15, 2008 04:05 AM




All times are GMT -5. The time now is 09:10 AM.