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50 new sex positions

Old Jan 18, 2007 | 02:06 PM
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That was really funny. My friend has one that he likes to say all the time, its called he bucking bronco.
U start givin it to her doggy style and in the middle of doin it u lean over and whisper in her ear "I have AIDS" and just ride it till ur...uh...spent
I've heard one similar (Rodeophuk?)where in the middle of the sweet doogy style action, you tell her that her sister is better (of course she has to have a sister in the first place). I guess a bonus would be if her sister is a twin.
 
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Old Jan 18, 2007 | 02:26 PM
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U know what would really be screwed up if she just looked back at u, gave u a lil wink and said "So do I"
 
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Old Jan 18, 2007 | 11:48 PM
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I liked the Britney Spears! that was great! and the Heavyweight was good "bonus points if you make yourself a title belt" LMAO
 
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Old Jan 19, 2007 | 12:29 AM
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What about "the angry pirate" or "the play action fake"
 
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Old Jan 19, 2007 | 02:44 AM
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heavyweight was great
 
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Old Jan 19, 2007 | 02:36 PM
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I simply like to play drunked step father and chase girls around the room with nothing but tighties and a wife beater.
 
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Old Jan 20, 2007 | 12:35 AM
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donkey punch: doggy style. pull out, blow it on her back, and smack her in the back of the head. all in one motion.

the houdini: doggy style. pull out, blow it in your hand, spit on her back. when she turns around, smack it in her face. (aka the dissapearing act)

the dirty sanchez: stick your finger indoor #2 and use it to giveher a mexican mustache.

there are some others that i cannot remember right now.
 
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