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Old Jan 17, 2007 | 06:29 PM
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these are hilarious and SFW. just try not to laugh too loud at the tony romo. I nearly spit up my soda and got a few glances at work.

http://www.thephatphree.com/features...mp;SectionID=1
 
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Old Jan 17, 2007 | 06:36 PM
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lol and the heavyweight title is hilarious too
 
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Old Jan 17, 2007 | 07:03 PM
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I nearly shat myself! The Tony Romo killed me to death until I died!! Great post...
 
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Old Jan 17, 2007 | 07:51 PM
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The Lance Armstrong literally made me laugh outloud.


I know, I know. I'm a sick man.
 
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Old Jan 17, 2007 | 08:37 PM
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hahahah thats good man, thanks for sharing. half of those I had to wait a bit before I read the next one so I could fully recover.
 
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Old Jan 18, 2007 | 01:55 AM
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good stuff.
 
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Old Jan 18, 2007 | 11:04 AM
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That was really funny. My friend has one that he likes to say all the time, its called he bucking bronco.
U start givin it to her doggy style and in the middle of doin it u lean over and whisper in her ear "I have AIDS" and just ride it till ur...uh...spent
 
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Old Jan 18, 2007 | 12:08 PM
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My buddy has one he calls deer in the headlights, its where you take a girl from behind while doing it in front of a mirror.In the middle slip it in the other hole and gauranteed her eyes will look just like a deer caught in the headlights.
 
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Old Jan 18, 2007 | 12:27 PM
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The snow plow: Do her from behind and at any time reach over and pull her arms out from underneath her and push forward really hard so that the sheets and pillow collect in a nice pile at the headboard. Bonus, i suppose, if they are white sheets.
 
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Old Jan 18, 2007 | 12:54 PM
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lmao flip!
 
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