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08-15-2013, 04:39 PM
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A person of few word huh? Reminds me of a joke.
Mother Superior: "Welcome to the Convent of Silence, Sister Mary Katherine. You are welcome to stay here as long as you like, but you may not speak until I direct you to do so."
Five years pass.
Mother Superior: "You have remained silent for five years. You may speak two words."
Sister Mary Katherine: "Hard bed."
Mother Superior: "I'm sorry to hear that. We will get you a better bed."
Five more years pass.
Mother Superior: "You may say another two words, Sister Mary Katherine."
Sister Mary Katherine: "Cold food."
Mother Superior: "I am quite sorry. We will instruct the cook to ensure your food is warmer in the future."
Five years later. . .
Mother Superior: "You may say two words only today."
Sister Mary Katherine: "I quit."
Mother Superior: "It's probably for the best. You've done nothing but b*tch since you got here."
Enjoy your time on the forum.
Cheers, SB
A person of few word huh? Reminds me of a joke.
Mother Superior: "Welcome to the Convent of Silence, Sister Mary Katherine. You are welcome to stay here as long as you like, but you may not speak until I direct you to do so."
Five years pass.
Mother Superior: "You have remained silent for five years. You may speak two words."
Sister Mary Katherine: "Hard bed."
Mother Superior: "I'm sorry to hear that. We will get you a better bed."
Five more years pass.
Mother Superior: "You may say another two words, Sister Mary Katherine."
Sister Mary Katherine: "Cold food."
Mother Superior: "I am quite sorry. We will instruct the cook to ensure your food is warmer in the future."
Five years later. . .
Mother Superior: "You may say two words only today."
Sister Mary Katherine: "I quit."
Mother Superior: "It's probably for the best. You've done nothing but b*tch since you got here."
Enjoy your time on the forum.
Cheers, SB
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