It was nice knowing you, shakey...
(but at least it wasn't all for nothing. I got a laugh.... )

 

Yeah, good ones!!....

 

Bikes are better than women because... You can ride her in any position and she wont complain
Bikes are better than women because... if they go on the rag it usually doesn't take a week to fix (and its typically not once a month)
Bikes are better than women because... you dont have to worry about them checking out other riders
Bikes are better than women because... you can have a groupie and no one cares...

haha

 

Bikes are better than women because - to turn her on you just need to twist the key .

Bikes are better than women because - the noise they make is music to my ears .

Bikes are better than women because - if you ride carefully , it doesn't have to be 'till death us do part'!

Bikes are better than women because - when you wear 'protection' it doesn't spoil the feeling!!

I'd better go before the wife reads this...............

 

Worst case scenario matey! She read it! lol lol lol

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I wub you kaz!

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Fink I got away wiv it this time!!!!!!!!!! Shhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

 

Just for TROUT

Why guns are better than women.............

The Top Ten Reasons Men Prefer Guns Over Women

#10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

#9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.

#8.. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

#7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.

#6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

#5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

#4. Guns function normally every day of the month.

#3. A gun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

#2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

And the number one reason a gun is favored over a woman....

#1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN

 

haha I like #1....
[B]Bikes are better than women because...[B] a)you can put endless amounts of money into it and it will never leave you b) all of the money makes your bike hotter c) it doesn't complain no matter what accessories you want to add or change about it.
Wow I could go on forever....

 

Bikes are better than women because they're always reminding you where you've been, not asking why you went there.

Bikes are better than women because they're okay with getting lost ... and don't think it's fine to just stop and ask directions, ***** nilly to the nearest sidewalk passerby minding their own business, unaware they're about to make you look like some kind of fool who has to rely on a woman in the passenger seat, of a minivan, to get around this town, since neither of you can figure out the GPS.



Bikes are like women because you have to sign a piece of paper that proves the existence of a permanent relationship.

Bikes are like women because you think about them the most when they're gone.