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Old 05-12-2010, 06:50 AM
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I'd like to make a list
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Bikes are better than women because you can ride another bike and yours won't complain.......
Bikes are better than women because you can read naked bike magazines about other bikes and yours won't moan.......
Bikes are better than women because Bikes cost far less to service..........

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Old 05-12-2010, 08:06 AM
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Bikes are better than women because they won't drink your beer
Bikes are better than women because you can forget their birthdays
Bikes are better than women because quite simply they can't talk
 
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Don't spoil my fun, Yeti man!
Let them think of them, or find new ones...............
 

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It takes less than a minute to warm up my motorcycle
I can ride my motorcycle for hours and she won't complain
Everyone on the block can hear my bike coming and my bike won't get embarrassed about it
 
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Don't spoil my fun, Yeti man!
Let them think of them, or find new ones...............
if you REALLY want to get in trouble with the fairer sex, let's do a list of the ways a motorcycle is LIKE a woman...
 

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Old 05-12-2010, 12:19 PM
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Well, let's do that one too.
I'm always in trouble, it's just the depth that varies
 
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Old 05-12-2010, 12:39 PM
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Bikes are better than women because you can touch them at any time and they don't matter
Bikes are better than women because they don't spend your money in shoes!!!
Bikes are better than women because they don't care to if you ride fast...

P.S. I hope my wife don't look this thread... lol
 
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Old 05-12-2010, 01:56 PM
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Bikes are better than women because The accessories are much cheaper
 
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Bikes are better than women because...if you look under another bikes skirt your bike won't hit you
Bikes are better than women because...if you bring another one home your not going to be looking for a new home yourself
Bikes are better than women because...if you test ride a buddies yours isn't going to leave you.

and fair is fair

Bikes are like women because...the better you treat them the better they are to you
Bikes are like women because...if you tinker with the rite things under the hood her motor will never fail you
Bikes are like women because...no matter how long you've had her, she still brings a smile to your face when you see her
 
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Bikes are better than women because when you get rid of them you aren't responsible for their up kept.

Bikes are like women because they go through tires and chains like shoes and purses.

Bikes are better than women because you can upgrade the headlights for less than $5000.00.

Bikes are like women because the harder you ride'm the more it's going to cost you.
 

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