Today's giggle
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ok, so a drunk biker is riding through town weaving violently across the road, an officer on patrol see this and performs the traffic stop. an Irish cop walks up to him and asked "sir, where have you been?" the biker said "i've been at the pub" in a slurred speech. "well" says the officer "looks like you had quite a few huh?" " i sure did pretty good" stated the biker with a grin. "
sir did you know your wife fell off the back of your bike a few intersections back??"
"oh thank heavens" said the biker " for a minute i thought i was going deaf"
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The Heart Surgeon and the Motorcycle Mechanic
A mechanic was removing a cylinder head from the motor of a motorcycle when he spotted a well known heart surgeon in his shop. The surgeon was there waiting for the service manager to come take a look at his bike. The mechanic shouted across the garage,
"Hey Doc, can I ask you a question?"
The surgeon, a bit surprised, walked over to the mechanic working on the motorcycle. The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked,
"So, Doc, look at this engine. I open its heart, take valves out, fix 'em, put 'em back in and when I finish, it works just like new. So how come I get such a small salary and you get the really big bucks, when you and I are doing basically the same work?"
The surgeon paused, smiled and leaned over and whispered to the mechanic ...
"Try doing it with the engine running!"
sir did you know your wife fell off the back of your bike a few intersections back??"
"oh thank heavens" said the biker " for a minute i thought i was going deaf"
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The Heart Surgeon and the Motorcycle Mechanic
A mechanic was removing a cylinder head from the motor of a motorcycle when he spotted a well known heart surgeon in his shop. The surgeon was there waiting for the service manager to come take a look at his bike. The mechanic shouted across the garage,
"Hey Doc, can I ask you a question?"
The surgeon, a bit surprised, walked over to the mechanic working on the motorcycle. The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked,
"So, Doc, look at this engine. I open its heart, take valves out, fix 'em, put 'em back in and when I finish, it works just like new. So how come I get such a small salary and you get the really big bucks, when you and I are doing basically the same work?"
The surgeon paused, smiled and leaned over and whispered to the mechanic ...
"Try doing it with the engine running!"
Last edited by CBRclassic; Dec 19, 2010 at 03:16 PM.
During a visit to Nate's doctor, Nate asked him, "How do you determine whether or not an older person should be put in an old age home?"
"Well," he said, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the person to empty ...the bathtub."
"Oh, I understand," Nate said. "A normal person would use the bucket because it is bigger than the spoon or the teacup."
"No" he said. "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?"
"Well," he said, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the person to empty ...the bathtub."
"Oh, I understand," Nate said. "A normal person would use the bucket because it is bigger than the spoon or the teacup."
"No" he said. "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?"
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Husband & wife decide 2 make up a password 4 sex (washin machine). They go 2 bed & husband says "washin machine" wife says "not 2nite, i'v got a headache".Half an hr goes by & she feels guilty so she says "washin machine" her husband replies "it's 2 late,it was only a small load so i've done it by hand
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Husband & wife decide 2 make up a password 4 sex (washin machine). They go 2 bed & husband says "washin machine" wife says "not 2nite, i'v got a headache".Half an hr goes by & she feels guilty so she says "washin machine" her husband replies "it's 2 late,it was only a small load so i've done it by hand
....gawd !!! that's sick too............
lol
Where Does Vigin Wool Come From?
Ugly Sheep!
Ugly Sheep!
lolol
Last edited by CBRclassic; Dec 21, 2010 at 07:48 PM.
