Well I have ................and you are right Dave I was thinking the same

Guess that's what would be best descibed as "Deja Poo" .............LOL


Nice one with the Irish Sister Jokes there ........ya gnarly old Springbok

I owe ya one ............oh yes I do

Oh and by the way The UK specifically Bristol have the whole "Stool" thing figured out

 

Jeez Sprock..I was just thinking when I clicked the mouse "should I?" No..I should have known better. Bloody funny mate , I think I'll save that so I can share the love..might even make a poster for the back of the dunny door at home. The kids will p!55 themselves when they see it!

 

Amazing that a chart was created for that.

You know why the poo is tapered on the ends?

So your sphincter doesn't slam shut.


Just had my coffee. I think I feel a moose poking his head out of the woods.

 

I'm older than dirt

Someone asked the other day, 'What was your favorite fast food when you were growing up?'
'We didn't have fast food when I was growing up,' I informed him.
'All the food was slow.'

'C'mon, seriously. Where did you eat?'
'It was a place called 'at home,'' I explained. !
'Mum cooked every day and when Dad got home from work, we sat down together at the dining room table, and if I didn't like what she put on my plate I was allowed to sit there until I did like it.'

By this time, the kid was laughing so hard I was afraid he was going to suffer serious internal damage, so I didn't tell him the part about how I had to have permission to leave the table.
But here are some other things I would have told him about my childhood if I figured his system could have handled it :
Some parents NEVER owned their own house, wore Levis , set foot on a golf course, traveled out of the country or had a credit card.
My parents never drove me to school. I had a bicycle that weighed probably 50 pounds, and only had one speed, (slow).
We didn't have a television in our house until I was 19.
It was, of course, black and white, and the station went off the air at midnight, after playing the national anthem and a poem about God; it came back on the air at about 6 a.m. and there was usually a locally produced news and farm show on, featuring local people...

I never had a telephone in my room.The only phone was on a party line. Before you could dial, you had to listen and make sure some people you didn't know weren't already using the line.

Pizzas were not delivered to our home... But milk was.
All newspapers were delivered by boys and all boys delivered newspapers --my brother delivered a newspaper, six days a week. He had to get up at 6AM every morning.
Movie stars kissed with their mouths shut. At least, they did in the movies. There were no movie ratings because all movies were responsibly produced for everyone to enjoy viewing, without profanity or violence or most anything offensive.

If you grew up in a generation before there was fast food, you may want to share some of these memories with your children or grandchildren. Just don't blame me if they bust a gut laughing.
Growing up isn't what it used to be, is it?
MEMORIES from a friend :
My Dad is cleaning out my grandmother's house (she died in December) and he brought me an old Royal Crown Cola bottle. In the bottle top was a stopper with a bunch of holes in it.. I knew immediately what it was, but my daughter had no idea. She thought they had tried to make it a salt shaker or something. I knew it as the bottle that sat on the end of the ironing board to 'sprinkle' clothes with because we didn't have steam irons. Man, I am old.
How many do you remember?
Head lights dimmer switches on the floor.
Ignition switches on the dashboard.
Pant leg clips for bicycles without chain guards.
Smoothing irons you heat on a gas burner.
Using hand signals for cars without turn signals.

Older Than Dirt Quiz :
Count all the ones that you remember not the ones you were told about
Ratings at the bottom.

1.Candy cigarettes
2.Coffee shops with tableside juke boxes
3.Home milk delivery in glass bottles
4. Party lines on the telephone
5.Newsreels before the movie
6.TV test patterns that came on at night after the last show and were there until TV shows started again in the morning. (there were only 3 channels [if you were fortunate])
7.Peashooters
8. Howdy Doody
9. 45 RPM records
10.Hi-fi's
11. Metal ice trays with lever
12. Blue flashbulb
13.Cork popguns
14. Studebakers
15. Wash tub wringers

If you remembered 0-3 = You're still young
If you remembered 3-6 = You are getting older
If you remembered 7-10 = Don't tell your age,
If you remembered 11-15 =You're older than dirt!

I might be older than dirt but those memories are some of the best parts of my life.

 

Interesting stuff Pete. I remember 1,3,5,7,9,10,12. The only take away food I ever ate as a kid was fish and chips now and then. My sister and I used to go next door to watch 'Tarzan' on saturday mornings because they had a colour tv before we did. Another one for the list would be, who remembers the first 'instant' Polaroid cameras (with blue flash cubes of course)? The ones you had to pull the tab through, then steadily pull the film through then put it in the metal thing for a few minutes...I also had to ask to leave the table when I was younger .

I wonder what my kids will laugh about when they're grown up. "I remember when Dad used to ride a motorcycle that ran on petrol..that's right, and it wasn't speed limited to 60kph either".

43, going on 17!

 

I'm older than dirt too Pete

I miss a few of those things , progress doesn't always make things better

 

Ok, I remember ALL of this . I would say I hate to admit it, but I figure I;m lucky to still be here - ridin' motorcycles . My kids do laugh and wonder how we survived back in the old days.....

 

Moose outta the woods .....you sure you have no family members up this way Joe .....this been moose country and all. In fact "Moosehead Lake"
....LOL is about 3 hours up the highway from me. A truly beautiful place
to visit I might add.

 

flash bars, but before that a Brownie, never took a bad picture (no focus and no flash so outdoor only).

Lightning rods.

Manual steering - with that steering **** add on.

Crank windows.

Steel dashboard.

Reverb.

Rubber flooring.

wing windows

Christmas lights that bubbled.

Kirby Vacuum cleaners.

Sinks with metal legs.

pink, blue, green and yellow bathroom tile

high and long windows so you could put furniture anywhere, but never see out.

drive-in movies. (took my mom to see Mothra for mother's day.)

bubble gum cigars in pastel colors.

Cherry bombs and M-80s

Skate boards with metal wheels and a varnished wood body with no grip at all.

Sea Hunt

Sky King

Sugar Foot

Maverick

Have Gun, Will Travel

The Rifleman

I may never stop....