Did any of you hear about the two blonde chicks working on the Habitat for Humanity project house?

They were nailing up the weather boards and as one dips her hand into her nailpouch she pulls out a nail and throws it away, dips again and hammers in the nail,this goes on for quite a while with random hammering and throwing.
Finally her friend asks why she is throwing nails away.
"Because the point is at the wrong end" is the reply

"Dummie" her friend replies "those nails are for the wall on the other side of the house"

 

boom boom

 

It's only when you see a mosquito landing on your ********* that you realize, there is always a way to solve a problem without using violence.

 

Apparently Australian search teams have made a bit of a breakthrough tonight in the search for MH370.

They have recovered a large amount of baggage from the flight.

In the "Unclaimed Area" at LAX.

 

This isn't a joke but it's worth a giggle anyway.
My boss just told me something that happened while we were plowing snow this winter. He was driving up to some train tracks and on the side of the road there was a young man walking with his pants halfway down to his knees. My boss drives over the tracks the hardware under the plow makes a loud crashing noise and the guy jumps away from the noise, his pants fall down and he trips over them into a giant snow bank.
Classic!

 

You're quite right.

Must book myself in for one of those "Sense of Humourectomy" operations at the first available opportunity.

 

I thought "ectomies" are surgeries to remove something.
Just making sure you don't accidentally sign up for the wrong surgery...

 

Gee that's harsh Tony.
How'd you feel if we'd all made fun when Christchurch had the earthquake ?

 

SOoooo.....let me in.......was he playing with himself, or,.......was he a gangsta....?

^Prison lingo: dropped draws=open for business.

 

Gangsta. Walking with legs spread to keep drawers at the desired elevation.