Today's giggle
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Did any of you hear about the two blonde chicks working on the Habitat for Humanity project house?
They were nailing up the weather boards and as one dips her hand into her nailpouch she pulls out a nail and throws it away, dips again and hammers in the nail,this goes on for quite a while with random hammering and throwing.
Finally her friend asks why she is throwing nails away.
"Because the point is at the wrong end" is the reply
"Dummie" her friend replies "those nails are for the wall on the other side of the house"
They were nailing up the weather boards and as one dips her hand into her nailpouch she pulls out a nail and throws it away, dips again and hammers in the nail,this goes on for quite a while with random hammering and throwing.
Finally her friend asks why she is throwing nails away.
"Because the point is at the wrong end" is the reply
"Dummie" her friend replies "those nails are for the wall on the other side of the house"
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This isn't a joke but it's worth a giggle anyway.
My boss just told me something that happened while we were plowing snow this winter. He was driving up to some train tracks and on the side of the road there was a young man walking with his pants halfway down to his knees. My boss drives over the tracks the hardware under the plow makes a loud crashing noise and the guy jumps away from the noise, his pants fall down and he trips over them into a giant snow bank.
Classic!
My boss just told me something that happened while we were plowing snow this winter. He was driving up to some train tracks and on the side of the road there was a young man walking with his pants halfway down to his knees. My boss drives over the tracks the hardware under the plow makes a loud crashing noise and the guy jumps away from the noise, his pants fall down and he trips over them into a giant snow bank.
Classic!
Last edited by archie88; 04-04-2014 at 06:01 AM. Reason: offensive?
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Gee that's harsh Tony.
How'd you feel if we'd all made fun when Christchurch had the earthquake ?
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^Prison lingo: dropped draws=open for business.
Last edited by TimBucTwo; 04-04-2014 at 01:17 PM.
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