Today's giggle
#1501
12-20-2013, 01:09 PM
#1503
01-02-2014, 04:01 AM
Super Moderator
The Funeral Procession
A man was leaving a convenience store with his morning coffee when he noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery. A black hearse was followed by a second black hearse about 50 Feet behind the first one. Behind the second hearse was a solitary man walking a dog on a leash. Behind him, a short distance back, were about 200 men walking single file.
The man couldn't stand the curiosity. He respectfully approached the man walking the dog and said:
"I am so sorry for your loss, and this may be a bad time to disturb you, but I've never seen a funeral like this. Whose funeral is it?"
"My wife's."
''What happened to her?"
"She yelled at me and my dog attacked and killed her."
He inquired further, "But who is in the second hearse?"
The man answered, "My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my wife when the dog turned on her."
A very poignant and touching moment of brotherhood and silence passed between the two men.
"Can I borrow the dog?"
The man replied, "Get in line."
Cheers, SB
The man couldn't stand the curiosity. He respectfully approached the man walking the dog and said:
"I am so sorry for your loss, and this may be a bad time to disturb you, but I've never seen a funeral like this. Whose funeral is it?"
"My wife's."
''What happened to her?"
"She yelled at me and my dog attacked and killed her."
He inquired further, "But who is in the second hearse?"
The man answered, "My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my wife when the dog turned on her."
A very poignant and touching moment of brotherhood and silence passed between the two men.
"Can I borrow the dog?"
The man replied, "Get in line."
Cheers, SB
#1505
01-07-2014, 05:13 PM
#1508
01-28-2014, 01:54 PM
In case you`re wondering why you`re not chased by a horde of chicks:
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#1510
01-29-2014, 12:47 PM
I guess bikers could be boring if all you want to do is needlepoint or crochet, and your idea of a wild weekend is the Bingo hall at the old folks home........................
Bikers are PASSIONATE about bikes - so are fishermen about their sport. Yes we can be boring to others if they don't like what we do. Do I care ? NOT A STUFF. You don't like bikes, go talk to someone else.................
Bikers are PASSIONATE about bikes - so are fishermen about their sport. Yes we can be boring to others if they don't like what we do. Do I care ? NOT A STUFF. You don't like bikes, go talk to someone else.................