Too easy Seb, "The Ancient Mariner"

I'm pretty sure he was albatrossified.

(Is that actually a word???)

 

Too Good Teek..................(the word is definitely new-age)



This bird is albatrossified, it has suffered albatrossification, it is a dead albatross, it has shuffled off this mortal coil, it is an ex-albatross

I feel all warm and fuzzy (unlike the poor albatross)

Cheers, SB

PS: Your stomach is considered an extremely poor choice for keeping your lighter dry

 

See, now I would never go round eating all the junk that bird has clearly decided to ingest.

There is some obvious stuff in there that is not foodstuffs.

The Darwinian theory at work in an everyday and practical application.