I like good fresh or frozen brussel sprouts, but as soon as they go in a can, they turn to a$$.

Can't eat a tongue. I figure it has already been chewed on enough. Gag.

No organ meats.

I gag on fat or gristle.

Exceptions: I Love escargot, caviar, liver pate, sushi, carpacio, .....still thinking....

 

This is true. Canned vegetables suck. Fresh or frozen is the only way to go.
Can't say I won't eat 'em, though...

The rest of your list is good stuff. I just had a 2 trays full of sushi and sashimi the other night. I can't get enough of it.

 

I quite like sprouts , but out of consideration for my family I avoid them and only have 2-3 at Christmas .

For every sprout I eat , I produce several tonnes of methane gas , it alienates the family and is downright uncomfortable!

I like nearly all types of food as well , the Chinese have the best idea , 'eat anything and all of it'. My favourite was ducks feet , they had more meat on them than the chicken feet , though I may draw the line at eye ***** and genitalia

 

Sorry for the little woman on that last count.

As to the first, eat some BS (Brussel Sprouts - who'd a thunk) and then go for a ride. Instant JATO rocket. Vroom.

 

Those farts come out soooo hot , they'd burn a hole in my leathers

In my book a fart in your leathers is about as welcome as a nice big wet sneeze on the inside of your visor

 

I didn't say you could wear your regular leathers. You need to go to a specialty shop where you can either get some crotchless leathers or maybe even some assless chaps. Gosh, do I have to explain EVERYTHING?

 

Hawk is just playing with you, joe. He knows all about that stuff.
Hell, he even has a gimp suit.

 

So he can park in the handicapped spots?

 

Why ?
'Cause he has a fractured *** ?
Asbestos in the leathers boys ......or maybe some kevlar - except then you'd gas yourself later when you pull down the zips on the leathers...................YUK
Talk about getting your own back !!!!!!!!