so i'm in rosemead today with a buddy of mine. the light turns green he takes off. i just take off normally. he has an 87 hurricane, the whole damn mid pipe fell off yesterday, his left rear turn signal is dangling (it's there but dangling), he has my old f2 headlight zip tied to his bike, with no fairings. i pull up to ride closely and a damn cop comes out and flashes us. so i'm thinking my buddy is fu*ked. the cop gets on the loud speaker and says "red honda pull over after the light". i have the red f3 and my buddy has a red and black hurricane (both honda) so i'm thinking well his is red and black he's fuc*ed. the cop the red honda on the left, and i'm like what the...... not hating on my buddy but i was going to pick on him all day about this. so the light turns green my buddy tries his hardest to keep the bike quiet but it still sounds like a vaccum from hell. we pull over and the cop gives me a ticket for speeding to catch up with my buddy. it took all of 3 seconds to snap the throttle from 30mph to 45mph and back to 30 mph to catch up. this is the funniest ticket i've gotten. let alone i didnt have anything on me but my licsense (everything else in my back pack at home). so even if you have no proof of insurance on you or your registration, you better not go 15mph over the speed limit for three seconds in rosemead!!!!

 

Dude, a couple of my friends was on a trip with there bikes and someone was driving along with a car for support and carry luggage. One of the guys doesn't have a number plate on his bike he keeps it tied to his backpack (which he doesn't wear very often) Anyway they spotted a roadblock ahead so they pulled over and he was digging in the back of the car and got his numberplate. I think the cops saw this though they had no clue what was going on. Well they got to the roadblock and the cops let him through but they stopped the car. They packed out and searched the whole car. Apparently they thought he was stashing something in the back like weed or something.
Yeah sometimes these coppers aren't very bright lol

 

lol no very very dim. good thing they're moms still love them!!

 

havent gotten a ticket yet with my baby...got pretty dam lucky 3 or so times so far though..lol

 

i got pulled over one day when i had taken my pipe off to see what str8 headers would sound like. i maybe went down the road for an 1/8 of a mile. he pulled me over for noise ordinance mainly, however i was also speeding, made an illegal u-turn, no helmet, no insurance, no MC license, and my registration was expired on my tags. and i hadnt transfered the title into my name yet since i just bought itand i didnt even have the title with me for proof of ownership. lmao . i thought for sure i was going to jail... the officer handed me my state license back wrapped up in what looked like a ticket. i unfolded it slowly and to my surprise it was just a warning!!! i had tears of joy. lol. i was speechless for like 2 hours cuz i thought i was headed to the pen and my baby would be taken from me.
the man upstairs was lookin out for me that day!!!!!!

 

get the f out of here are you serious ha ha ha.

 

dead serious man. i swear i thought i was gunna become big bubbas bish. man. my heart stopped beating for a few beats lol.

 

that had your heart going huh?

 

Now that IS funny!

I've never had much problems with my motorcycle; I think it's because some of the police up here (presently NoDak) tend to have them as well. Now, the tint on my car's front windows is another story, though...