Have you had this dream before? You know the one, you wake up and just feel like overthrowing the government of a small third world country? Well you are in luck!!! With this Military Coup Starter Kit, you have everything you need!!! You get a classic 80's Limo that only needs your flags on the front fenders to strike fear into the hearts of any mustache wearing, Communist leader. If you roll up in this baby, NO ONE will mess with you. Border check points? DONT SWEAT 'EM!!!! Police blockades? NOT A PROBLEM!!! Front of the VIP line at your favorite club? COVERED!!!! Get ready to roll hard!!! In true 80s style, this limo is equipped with a coke mirror, if you like that sort of thing. Wet bar too, so dont worry, you can keep that buzz rollin.

Hum, a limo, thats it, a limo???

NOPE!!!!!!! You get a Police escort too!!!! Included in the package is this gorgeous, CHiPs replica, Kawasaki cruiser!! With this bike in front of your new limo, EVERYONE will get out of your way. When you need to cruise thru the ghetto to get more nose candy, NO ONE will even THINK about car jacking you. And hey, if you dont want to take out the limo, jump on the bike, put on the glue on mustache (included) and you can go pull over hot chicks!!!! Pretty easy way to get a few numbers!!! You know girls are always looking for ways out of tickets!!!!

So if you are the kind that wants to impersonate the president, albeit President Regan, this is your gig!!! Hit me up if you think you are man enough to own these G-rides!!

-Josh

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