Damn, I do a few of those...........I mean, I know someone that does a few of those.......... Nice list

 

80. Your street bike has a steering dampener.
Does that mean everyone with a 1000RR is a squid? If so then[sm=hia.gif]

 

11. Your Mom and Dad won't ride with you
thank god

80. Your street bike has a steering dampener.
I have a scotts Dampener on my 929

24. You have a nitrous oxide kit installed on your street bike, or a turbo, or a supercharger for that matter.
its called NNNNAAAAWWWWWWWSSSSSS, get it right

SQUID FO LIFE

 

Have to add a couple:

151. You wear an OCC or West Coast Choppers Shirt/Hat/Sticker and don't even know how to ride a motorcycle.
152. You strap your $600 Arai to the tail fairing of your sportbike - "In case a chick wants to go for a ride."
153. You've ever ridden without a shirt on.
154. You bought an R6/R1, just because everyone else has one.
155. You switched your shifter to GP style on your streetbike - and you've never raced before.
156. Lowered and extended your swingarm

 

hahaha thats funny stuff deffinetly guilty of a few myself i like the part about the can-a-tuna (katana) don't the people who buy those things realize how goofy looking they are ?

 

Dude, if you cannot admire yourself in a shop window then why the hell do shops have windows? I have done that with all my rides but especialy the freakin bike. I mean, come on! CBRs are dope looking and you look dope on one.

 

4. You tell anyone you have gone 160 on the street. well, 140, but close enough i guess

11. Your Mom and Dad won't ride with you. why would they? theyre both in their late 50s and have never been interested in bikes

45. You ever installed a fender eliminator kit. came with the bike from the previous owner, but i would have done it if it was stock. whats really the problem with this?

59. You stand up on your pegs while riding. yes so my jeans dont ride up on me making me uncomfortable, which distracts me from riding.

98. You rev your engine to impress others.

105. You constantly open and close your throttle at a stop light just to see the tach needle jump. it sounds nice

140. You admire yourself in shop windows when you ride by on the street.


who made this list? it sounds like a sportbike ****. some of those are just retarded

 

i do most of them and im no squid and faling from a wheelie it just hapens but next time you try harder not to let it hapen again. damn sport bike natzi

 

Yep I qualify for a few , wouldnt you like to know which.
SQUID <------------------------- I dont deny it. j/kin

 

i think the point is that EVERYONE is somewhat of a squid. i challenge anyone to go through that list and say that none of those things apply to them.